i'm literally so horny rn can a puppygirl please come over

*doggy voice* here girl!! cmere girl!!! who's a good puppy 🥰🥰🥰 yes you are 🥰🥰🥰 mommy has a treat for you since you've been such a good puppy *fucks your throat*

god i love being humiliated for being turned on. "ohh, you like that?" "are you actually getting off on this?" "ohh did that do something for you sweetheart?" hhhbhhbbh

Imagine telling your cishet vanilla friends what autistic puppy girl rizz I almost did that while my friends and I were high on shrooms

cishet vanilla ppl hearing what autistic puppygirl rizz is would likely kill them instantly

Casual degradation tho. You go to do something mundane that you’ve done lots of times before, just to have your Dom stop you like “Let me help you, baby. You know dumb little puppies can’t do things like that on their own.”

Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

Having your friend casually chime in on treating your partner like a dog will forever be on my hierarchy of needs now.

I love my friends I love my friends they deserve the world and everything I hope that both sides of their pillow are the desired temperature I hope a meal they eat next makes them feel happy. I hope they get to see their favorite movie or play their favorite video game. I hope they are filled with happiness and joy.

All my mutuals ily all

God, nothing makes me happier than being referred to as "the puppy"

Reblogging nasty shit on tumblr as if I’m not a shy bumbling mess of a thing irl

im sorry for being so cute and fuckable and such a good girl or whatever 🙄 like its my fault

people desire me carnally because i’m goofy and silly

Why would you ever want to disobey when being praised fills your little tummy with butterflies?♡

reblog to be thrown in the cage with all the other horny puppygirls :33

ooh i'm so pliable and willing and vacant ooh you wanna give me orders so bad ooh you wanna fill up my head with nothing but thoughts of pleasure and pleasing you ooh

need me a cruel and dominant fem to tell me how much of a pathetic doggy i am and make me huff her scent while she laughs at me for humping her leg and making a cute little mess ^w^ <3

I really wanna knead someone’s boobs right now. And then bite them >:3

sorry bro I can’t hang out today I’m fantasizing about being mommy’s little pet~ again- yeah, it’ll take the whole day

Shhhh silly puppies like you don’t need to talk. You don’t even need to think puppy. Let’s empty all those silly thoughts out of your head. Relax for me puppy and let me take care of you and make you feel good. You’ve been so good and good boys deserve rewards don’t they?

please turn me into a stupid mutt who doesn't know anything other than the fact that i live to serve and obey you. make it so i cant think or make decisions by myself. i want to be completely reliant on you for everything. i want you make every choice for me cause i'm too dumb to do it myself. good puppies aren't supposed to think after all~