Current Hyperfixations Include: Sally Face, ROTTMNT, AFTG, FNAF
I don’t tag shit anymore, venture at your own risk
Minors DNI
every time i listen to shinee i’m like wow this is kinda insane. have you all heard shinee
People with no childhood trauma is so confusing like what do you mean you cried to your mum and she helped you?
it’s really important that you are a little bit in love with your friends btw. it’s crucial even
a lot of people seem confused by this post so i’ll clarify: this does not have to mean you’re romantically involved w your friends. you can love them very intensely but platonically. you can let the lines blur if you want. what matters is that you adore the ppl you choose to surround yourself with. the details of that aren’t so important as long as you and your friends are on the same page about it. hope this helps
tentacion2099
The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.
When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”
His nickname was Red Beard.
KING SHIT FR
David Cleary!
i'm in Ireland and the search for that bastards name is still blocked and hidden... the legnths the british go to defend and protect their instruments of colonialism and violence is beyond belief. no justice for the victims and yet every measure taken to protect David James Cleary and his fellow murderers.
Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it's a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.
holy fuck okay so like. i grew up in northern ireland and finally seeing the context to this is WILD.
towns at a point used to fly banners that said ‘protect Soldier F’ on them. I, and I’m sure many others, were never told what this meant. It was very much a ‘don’t talk about it’ scenario.
the fact that i grew up in that bastarding country and I am only learning this NOW at the ripe age of 22, and I no longer even live there, speaks volumes on how much they try to cover this shit up.
dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
- "jesus christ" "who's that"
- "this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"
- referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"
- adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
- "how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."
feel free to add more
there’s no “more than 1/combo” option bc im curious abt whats your Go-To* - if you need this pain GONE asap what are u taking! your babygirl! your rock your everything. mine is ibuprofen though i do WISH i was a herbal remedy girlie
*if your go-to is ALWAYS a combo tho, like excederin (which is acetaminophen + caffeine + aspirin), choose “other”!
also: the last option = you take NOTHING and just suffer
funnytwittertweets
I must have /my/ background noise at all times, but background noise I can’t control is Bad Actually
