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Soft Shroom

@soft-shroom

Likes peculiar things. Will talk The Witcher, 00Q, Good Omens, and many other fandoms always. Feel free to drop in for tea. Kit |26| They/Them| Keeper of 🐍🐍 and 🐩

I think possums deserve all of the respect in the world because they have like ten thousand babies at once WHICH THEY CARRY ON THEIR BACKS and fingerless gloves are a hard look to pull off.

nothing but respect for MY trash marsupial

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We recently evicted our possum roommate, who took approximately 40 minutes to get in the trap for that luscious, luscious bread.

She lives in a state park now. May she flourish. Out of my attic.

You ever just think about how quietly fucked up Kim is?

I've seen several people lately commenting on him pulling his gun so quickly on The Pigs, but I think it may actually be worse than just him being trigger-happy.

It can't have been that long since Eyes was killed - Kim doesn't have a new partner yet, and assuming that Dom and Eyes are the same person, he still has open cases. There's a good chance that Martinaise is his first case since Eyes died, and the RCM doesn't seem to offer much in the way of mental health resources.

An empathy check straight-up tells you he has the in-universe equivalent of PTSD.

Kim ends up entirely focused on Harry's injuries in the *middle of a gunfight*, to the extent that there's the possibility of him being shot himself because he's not paying attention to the armed mercenaries.

So if you take him with you to meet with The Pigs, standing in the dark with lights and sirens and someone pointing a gun at his partner, it's very likely that Kim is on the verge of completely losing his shit.

Long story short, Kim and Harry both need to quit being cops immediately and go start a combination karaoke bar/small engine repair shop or something.

doodled this last night but wasn't liking it but looking at it again now that I got some sleep I actually don't hate it so I was probably just tired LOL

Anonymous asked:

actually i wasn't sure what he meant by /southern/ pansy specifically. he's an angel wouldt he have said northern pansy?

HA, that would have been a good twist actually, but it’s specifically an English expression, southern pansy meaningΒ β€œposh English homosexual” because the English southern accent is stereotyped as being the posh accent, which Aziraphale definitely talks that way.

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husbandpirates

I’m sorry southern pansy means what?? Omg

….okay people really don’t know this! Yes, calling someone a pansy is calling them gay, and a southern pansy is a posh gay, so when Aziraphale says he’s not just a southern pansy he’s THE southern pansy, he is literally saying he is the gayest of all the posh gays XD

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wolfiejimi

Reblogging for all the non-British (and British not-in-the-know!) fans who didn’t realise thatΒ β€œSouthern Pansy” means Posh English Homosexual.Β 

I feel that this is important information.

I internal joy screeched at that scene b/c he was reclaiming a derogatory term & it was so empowering to see! By reclaiming it he was saying to Shadwell (& Heaven too),Β β€œYou don’t get to degrade me. I’m embracing that word as mine, not yours. I know who I am now.” AND THAT IS GLORIOUS & POWERFUL

… it never occurred to me that people didn’t realise what β€œsouthern pansy” meant, so I’m reblogging this for everyone who didn’t know.

I was the author and I thought everyone knew.

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IDK why throuples aren't actually a narrative mainstay of a bunch of television so many characters have two hands

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Maybe I'm just too pro shenanigan for these modern mainstream times bc I feel like love triangles are drama but throuples are shenanigans. I want more Wacky Hijinks and trio dynamics where they all kiss each other is that so much to ask

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I've been seeing a lot of gifsets of the latest season of Ted lasso and yeah. There's at LEAST two different throuples that should exist in that show. Nobody is bi canonically (yet) but also yes they are it's a show about bisexuals

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Have we not learned from Hamlet?? Have we not learned from Singing in the Rain? Have we not learned from The Road to El Dorado? Have we not learned for fuckin LEVERAGE?? two hands bisexuality should be the default actually

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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justforthearticles

I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

β€œRegulars” makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

β€œβ€¦what’s troubling you, kid?”

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trailofdesire

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday As the regular crowd tumbls by There’s an old fandom queen blogging next to me And her little gray tags catch my eye

She says tumblr I’m feeling like shit today can you send me some posts for a smile can we talk about slash, can you fill up my dash so I won’t have to think for a while

Laa dahdah didee dah La dahdah didee dah dadum

Fill up my dash, you’re my followers Fill it with pictures and fic Yeah we’re all in the mood for some memery And occasional pictures of dick

Now Jill is a centaur novelist And she writes of her girlfriend and wife She reblogs from Toni, who’s in My Little Pony, And probably will be for life.

As the staff implements wretched changes And we think of how aliens bone We are writing a lot about loneliess: It’s much better than writing alone.

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kestrel337

AND sometimes we blog about politics

And sometimes we blog with a beer

And when I proudly boast that I’m older than most,Β 

They sayΒ β€˜gross, what are YOU doing here’.Β 

*wild applause!!