they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins
Since, in true Celtic fashion, I’m gonna start saying “it’s too hot” today, here’s the perfect poll…
Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I’m curious and need to know I’m not suffering alone
it’s so fucking embarrassing to find a conventionally attractive man attractive every time it happens. like oh you think the handsome man is handsome? you find the attractive guy attractive? derivative. passé. pedestrian
Audio processing disorder is just like "you are going to be able to differentiate 27 distinct sounds happening simultaneously EXCEPT for when someone's talking to you. Good luck"
People think because my ears are so unreasonably sensitive I must also be able to "hear" them. This is false. I can hear the clock ticking though
It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.
Taika Waititi & Rhys Darby What We Do in the Shadows (2014) // Our Flag Means Death (2022–)
love this website because someone will go "#how does he look so gooodddddd" and then u scroll back up and it's like. he literally doesn't <3
Louis: What’s Armand to you?
Daniel: The reason I wake up every evening
Louis: Aww
[Earlier that night]
Armand, hovering over Daniel’s bed in a shitty motel room: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP-
underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense
My personal favourite:
omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
So what are people's relationships to New York City like?
The other day I asked one of the staff at school if his cultural food was good and he said it was pretty mid. That got me curious.
