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The Cadre {Masterlist}

A Throne of Glass period AU: P.B., 1920s.

Summary: Orynth became Aelin Galathynius’s kingdom the moment the Prohibition began. She sang every night, the voice of the city’s underground world, her cousin selling the liquor that was banned by the authorities. She was living the dream, young and free, until the Cadre, until Rowan Whitethorn, came into her life.

Since Rowan Whitethorn returned from war, everything had changed. His aunt wants to take his crown, old enemies have returned as business partners, and he can’t sleep without feeling as if he’ll be suffocated by the memories of war. Little did he know that when he came back home he would be leaving one battlefield and entering another. Inspired by Peaky Blinders.

All characters belong to SJM.

Warning: mature content - language, alcohol use, drug use, sex, murders and shit.

Prologue 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 The End.

Anonymous asked:

Hey! Idk if you’re still doing Drabble but would you mind doing Flintwood with either #1 or #28? Thanks 💞

When Oliver was drafted to a professional quidditch team, Marcus was hardly surprised.  He was even less surprised when he got his own letter of invitation to a rival team only days later.  

“It really does suit us, doesn’t it?” Oliver said.

They were curled in Marcus’ bed, enjoying the afterglow of what they lovingly called ‘congratulations sex.’ Oliver was resting his head on Marcus chest, listening to the steady beat of his heart.  Marcus pressed a kiss to the top of Oliver’s head.  He breathed in the smell of Oliver, of sweat and leather and wood.  

“Don’t let them brainwash you, okay.  I still better be your favorite quidditch player at the end of the season,” Marcus teased.

“As long as you don’t forget to make time for me.  Quidditch player or not, I better be your favorite at the end of the season,” Oliver replied.

“What? You think I’m gonna let my kink for burly, hot-headed, keepers get the better of me and have me chasing something other than a quaffle?” Marcus asked.

Oliver didn’t answer, but held him tighter.

“Hey,” Marcus said, hooking a finger under Oliver’s chin.  He tilted his head back enough to look Oliver in the eyes. “I’m sorry.  I didn’t know that would bother you.  We’ve dealt with distance before; it’s nothing we’re not used to.  We’ll make time for each other.”

“I know,” Oliver whispered.

Marry me,” Marcus said.

Oliver sat up and looked at Marcus, then said, “Don’t play with me like that.”

“Oh, and I’m such a practical joker.  I’m serious.  Marry me.”

Oliver wanted to say yes, but Marcus never gave him any hint that he even liked the idea of marriage.  He couldn’t imagine getting into this if it was only because it was what Marcus thought Oliver wanted.

“Oliver, what’s wrong?  You can say no,” Marcus said, obviously starting to feel uncomfortable. “We won’t break up if you say no.”

“You really want to? You want to marry me?” Oliver asked.

Marcus untangled himself from his sheets and made his way over to his wardrobe.  Instead of opening it, he grabbed a tiny box from on top.  Cradling it in his hands, he got back in bed with Oliver.

“I was going to ask last week, but then you got signed.  I didn’t want to steal your thunder, you know?” Marcus said, lifting a ring for Oliver to see.

He picked it up and slipped it onto his finger.  “Can you imagine?  Maybe we should get married and keep it quiet until our teams face off.”

“You’re such a dramatic little shit.  You could just say ‘yes’ and kiss me,” Marcus said.

Oliver smiled, “Yes, and kiss me.” 

Marcus rolled his eyes and smiled, “Fucking dramatic.” Then, of course, he kissed him.

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If you’re ever feeling like the quarantine isn’t worth it, or feel like we should re-open the country before we have reliable testing available… use this comic to help put things into perspective.

Oh my f-

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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆

Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!

Just gonna say this again.

DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.

# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!

Keep away from these people. If you receive a message, don’t talk to them, don’t insult them, just block them and report. #KEEPMINORSSAFE

I WILL SUE THEM ALL IF I SEE EM

M’cold

Summary: Sirius is cold, and guess who’s jumper is big enough for two?

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“Remuuusss…”

“Mmhm?” Remus answered not bothering to look up.

“M’cold,” Sirius moaned. Remus could hear the puppy-eyes in his voice.

“Well,” Remus suggested, “maybe if you’d put on a shirt you wouldn’t be.”

“But it’s so far!” Sirius moaned, flopping down next to his favorite, ever-studying, werewolf on the common room couch.  Remus rolled his eyes and decided to ignore the animagus. Sirius sighed and started poking his werewolf.

“You have fur, you know. No-one’s here anyway,” Remus said, giving him a kick.

“Ow!”

“Don’t pretend you don’t deserve that,” Remus grinned. Sirius pouted. True, he had fur, but he had a better idea. Remus’ jumper looked so big and soft and grey, almost big enough for two.

Suddenly Remus felt something very cold against his stomach.

“Fuck!” Remus exclaimed, flinching violently. “Your ear is fucking frozen!” 

“I told you I was cold!” Sirius laughed as he crawled further up into Remus’ jumper.

“You git!” Remus accused, but didn’t push him away. After all, he had a shirtless quidditch player on his chest, and his favorite one too. Remus looked at the wriggling lump on his chest with a smile and a sigh.

Finally, the lump stilled with Sirius’ head on his chest and most of his upper body under the jumper. “Comfortable?” Remus asked as Sirius put his arms around him, effectively hugging him like the pillow he had become.

“Mmhm” Sirius informed him, sighing contently. “Read to me, Moony?” Sirius pleaded.

“Sirius you hate history,” Remus said.

“I know,” Sirius agreed, “but I love your voice.”

That alone had Remus grinning and holding his book on top of Sirius in order to read to him.

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Remus had stopped reading aloud long ago when James and Peter signaled their arrival with a boom of laughter, in the portrait hole.

“Shhhhh,” Remus hushed them, “he’s asleep.”

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Sirius: *Sobbing into Lily’s lap* My husband doesn’t understand me.
Lily: I don’t believe it. What did you actually do?
Sirius: I only had a meeting in the neighbourhood. But Remus’s been shouting at me since I returned.
Remus: THAT’S BECAUSE YOU HAD A MEETING WITH THE NEIGHBOURHOOD DOGS AS PADFOOT AND ASKED THEM TO REBEL!
Source: thekm11

Sirius and Fleur speaking french to annoy Bill and Remus is my headcanon

Sirius : je suis bien content d’avoir appris à parler français, Fleur. Nous pouvons l’utiliser comme un langage codé c’est formidable.
Fleur : c’est bien vrai, Sirius.
Fleur, gazing at Bill and Remus : tu ne trouves pas que les cicatrices au visage leur donnent un certain charme ?
Bill : Fleur ma chérie, please stop it I feel like you two made fun of us.
Sirius, laughing : je confirme, nous sommes en présence de deux très beaux balafrés.
Remus : Padfoot if you say shit about me I’m going to fucking kill you.
Sirius to Fleur : how cute
The Marauders spend a hot summer afternoon at the muggle pool over summer holiday.
James: -in an announcer's voice- Next up is Remus Lupin. He is preparing a jump from the 30 meter spring board.
Peter: This dive could bring him the gold
Remus: -sticks his tongue out at the others and performs a perfect dive into the water-
James: And now an update from our very own, Sirius Black
Sirius: Thank you, James. Turns out, I'm gay.
James: That you are my friend, that you are.

when tom hardy screamed and knocked himself out in the bathtub, it was the peak of cinema and no one can convince me otherwise

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.

Anonymous asked:

Hi!! Do you or any of your followers know this kastle fic i’ve been trying to find. Karen is on a third date with a guy and Frank is all brooding and jealous since their ex’s. Karen speaks about only sharing a pretzel with him. I’ve been trying to find it for ages !! Thank you

I’m not sure on this one, does anyone know?

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Bucky has an Instagram account where he posts really short videos, essentially vines, of Steve swearing. (Which Steve does constantly, by the way.) Bucky always blocks off the camera so that Steve’s face isn’t visible, and his voice is different enough from when he does the “Captain America” shtick that it’s almost impossible to tell it’s him. 

So a video would be maybe five seconds of Steve going “fuck fuck fuck shit what the fuck who the fuck put a table there motherfucking piece of” with Bucky laughing in the background. The captions are little descriptions of the situation, like “He stubbed his toe because after two years of living in this house he still doesn’t remember where the furniture is”.

Bucky’s handle is @myhusbandswearsalot, and his videos get ridiculously popular over time. It gets to the point where Bucky can post a video of a lit television screen with Steve’s swears in the background with the caption “He hates losing at Mario Kart”, and the video ends up featured on ellen.

Steve knows Bucky is doing it, obviously, and he finds it incredibly strange that millions of people on the internet want to listen to him cuss out his failed spaghetti. But hey, whatever makes Bucky happy, right?