The good you withhold from others is good you withhold from yourself. Btw
It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun
Wheb i die fuck ig i wanna go to hell csuse i got hit with a mario cart blue shell
"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"
when i get home from work:
There are grand yet humble lessons which can only be learned by commuting by bus out of necessity.
Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.
Best picture in the world
#im rollin the polies im keepin the bees
#i holy the molies and do as i please
#i’ve circled the sun about four times or so
#the earth gets more lovely the more that i know
(tags via @orcboxer)
another question that gets me is… would u be friends with your parents if they were your not your parents/ were the age you are now?? hard to tell bc who knows what they were really like at 20 something but….. we wonder. and we wonder and wonder.
fuck myer briggs fuck astrology
if you ask someone who their top 3 favorite homestuck characters were you literally know everything about them
if they dont know what homestuck is then you know theyre a normal human being
everyone put ur top 3 homestuck characters in the tags
Me when I get laid off
My boss (who wasn’t involved in the decision) tryna cheer me up :/
being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it's super embarrassing. if you're a sub you can be like "ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<" and it's kind of endearing. if you're a dom and you say "i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today .." and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there's no coming back from that
She looks just like a dream……. Prettiest girl ive ever seen,……
my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored
Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act
Daddy Electric is Bill Nye's cousin
I want this to be real I want it to be real so badly
Well If you just donate to my kickstarstfhsujfmsnckd hblb fnvlcb m
Poor dear... Walked right into an electric daddy