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take my quiz if you want to feel sad about yourself

there are ten results, all colours, and no pop culture questions whatsoever.

so do i just post on my main like an animal, frank, are you mad?

Only female mosquitoes drink blood….. are you really going to use bug spray? Like a fucking misogynist?

they hate to see a girlbug winning

I HAVE A CHODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shut UP ALREADY

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COCK

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

shut upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

IF WIVES ARE BISEXUAL THEN WHY simon

I knew I had ADHD when i awoke one morning from uneasy dreams i found myself transformed in my bed into an enormous insect

I wonder if I’ve ever appeared in one of PM Seymour’s “It Came From Tumblr” compliation videos.

Anyone who keeps track of that stuff, Did they?

Gotta put em in now, just to be safe

Hi everybody, quick request: I need a complete ontology of gender for tomorrow to explain things to my therapist. Let me know what the consensus is.

gender… is like a potato.

explain how?

no.

Gender is like a potato: it grows in the dirt, and if you eat the wrong parts it’s poisonous.

gender is like potato. not very interesting as is, but you can make it into some many wonderful things. also, naturally more varied than you might expect. there’s purple potatoes. imagine all the colors gender might be.

gender is like potato, ruined by too many eyes

gender is like potato. fucking gross if you dont let it boil for a bit, and a lot better with your own spices added into it

doggy drink out of cup :o)

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

always

happy lesbian day

international blm sites & resources, reposting from this tweet

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen