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“i grew out of my dinosaur phase” shut up. your dinosaur phase isn’t something you “grow out” of. real adults know that dinosaurs are cool as fuck.

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Golden moon bear (Ursus thibetanus)

when i ask my wife for some of her food

this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry

assigned bedtime by hormones

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

This is one of your worst posts yet man

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

The devil is a twink named luke

- graffiti in the stormtrooper bathrooms

Study abroad? Well....only if i know her. i don't like to stare.

just like chinchilla

coke zero themed abortion

reckon this one's gonna fly all on its own

guy who has accidentally only ever slept with pre-op trans women, seeing a cis woman take her pants off: whoa girl i think theres something like. really wrong with your penis

If Paris was Los Angeles, the Ukraine War would be going on in Memphis.

would you still like me if my thighs were so soft and squishy and would make such a good pillow

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I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

DOCTOR WHO | 4.05

i hate it when GIRLS die but i love it when GIRLS kill each other. so you can see my dilemma.