I Sure Would Hate To Die

it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking about

It’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.

new ask game psychoanalyze me based off my f/o list

Anime fandoms be like

[Vintage Ad Commission]

Listen. LISTEN. *cups your face in my hands* Furries have ALWAYS been in tech. If you think that's a bad thing, you're wrong.

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

Out of Touch

OP is still active with people reblogging a 1m notes post once a week

They are the true hero

I have risen from my grave to say this:

Hades plays God of War because it’s one of the only ways he can feel like he killed Zeus without having to bribe monsters and titans to do it for him. Also he doesn’t have to get up from his throne

Another Random Disney Villains + Tumblr Screencaps III

First Part | Second Part

that's the most accurate depiction of this I've ever seen

i learned that the Animal Planet reality series ‘River Monsters’ ended because star Jeremy Wade was able to catch essentially every exceptionally large freshwater fish species on earth, leaving no remaining content for the show (x)

If anyone deserves that “fish fear me” hat is this guy

The problem with being a Creative Person is I want to create all the things. I want to draw a little drawing. I want to write a fic. I want to write a book. I want to paint with watercolors. I want to paint with oil paints. I want to animate. I want to make something out of clay. I want to sew a dress. I want to play a song on the ukulele. I want to play a song on the cello. I want to play a song on the harp. I want to write a song. I want to write a musical. I want to make a webcomic. I want to make a video game.

I want to do EVERYTHING but I don't have the TIME or MONEY or MOTIVATION

Dear God

there’s beasts in there…

watching so-called "furniture flippers" find the most beautiful antique wooden pieces you've ever seen (that maybe have a few dings or scratches) and their idea of "salvaging" them is to sand the ever loving fuck out of them and then drown them in a sickening coat of white paint. you are not going to see heaven's gates.

they are controlling the caprisun with their minds

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

i think ppl who record "weird" ppl in public without their knowledge or consent should be mauled on camera i think that would be pretty epic

Make sure your players know how to properly hold a sword! I’d give extra points for the last one.

There are many benefits to being Barbie's cousin

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CONTEXT HERE

So for those who don't know some merch sources establish Barbie's full name is Barbara Rogers. And Shaggy's full name is Norville Rogers. So some people started to joke some years ago they could be related and we wouldn't know, and little by little the joke turned into an AU or a headcanon for some people

Link here:

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