need the studios to cave to the guilds demands very immediately or tom cruise is going to have Free Time on his hands for the first time in 42 years we as a species cannot allow that to happen like this is what he’s like when he’s busy working every single day of his life can you imagine what would happen if he got BORED
oh so we’re just stealing amanda marisatomay bits now
came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)
as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter’s. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site’s actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.
HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.
here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:
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and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn’t received the update:
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it’s hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it’s also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it’s a good fix.
the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit “create new script”, and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.
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cancel your plans we’re thinking about the pale blue dot voyager pic tonight
this image of earth from saturn rattles around in my skull at all hours of the day
Please don’t dox me guys :(
i promise im going to stop posting about it soon but the most insane thing about the Banana Discourse is that like. there are already lots of fruits that are of limited availability in the USA because they're not grown there and they haven't enforced massive export economies for them at gunpoint. you'd think by the way these people talk that usamericans are rioting in the streets and committing mass suicide because they can't buy a papaya or a durian or a dragonfruit at the gas station. like there's already fruits that are comparatively scarce in the USA and everyone seems to have survived that being the case but you point out that socialist revolution would require a scale back from Total Banana Ubiquity and people legitimately act like it's white genocide
Pretty much the only time I have grapes that are to my tastes is when I fly back to Korea/Japan, and I feel like if these fucking yankees traveled like more than 50 miles from where they lived or admitted to themselves that their pov is myopic from lack of experience, they'd grow some perspective for understanding things that are as simple as, "if you're too far from where things are grown, you won't be able to eat the thing every day."
I think that one of the reasons our food system seems so disconnected from our land is that a big tool of USA colonization was to make the natives food insecure. There are plenty of photos of dead bison piled insanely high. Colonizers intentionally destroyed the food available in this land to starve out Natives and now to get food they use the military to steal it from other lands.
Also the United States has a lot of fruits that are native to the area that are basically never sold in stores. Pawpaws & persimmons grow all over where I'm from but it's only seen as a thing that weird forager people eat. I can pay for an expensive star fruit that tastes like a wet glove because I live too far away from where it grew.
Food is really fucking essential to survival, but being aware of food from our own land is too powerful of knowledge. Food sovereignty is so important. We want food sovereignty, not just food security.
finally finished this set of sparkly goopy paintings✨ ⚡ available as prints! 💖 find my art on instagram, twitter, inprnt, twitch: @jakeromanoart
did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there
I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.
Thanks! I hate it
Going fishing:
sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is
People opening a box that needs a knife using their bare hands
i'm in the homeric temporality time loop and i guess it seems so obvious but when someone refuses to accept death, like when achilles refuses to accept patroclus' death or when demeter refuses to accept persephone's death, it takes the form of them refusing life. achilles refuses food and drink and does not bathe and cannot sleep. demeter renders the earth hostile to life and makes it stop producing food to sustain anything living.
Audrey R., who’s running for the OTW board, is apparently also currently running for office. As a Republican
so uhhhhhh keep that in mind when you’re voting
you’re saying this like a liberal who has the view of republicans.bad dems good and vote blue no mayter who.
y-yes? i sort of think the website that was founded because every other website was purging queer fanwork would be best served by someone who isn’t a member of the We Love Burning Books and Killing Gay People party. but that’s just the humble opinion of someone with a brain that works
whenever doctors tell stories of "nightmare" patients who were so dramatic and bad and pushy and stupid and evil i have 0 empathy. usually when you get down to it, they mean someone was:
like ok? it's literally your job to treat them. did you take the oath to only administer treatment when your patient is polite, mostly healthy, and male?
"oh but what about those violent drug addicts and homeless people? what about when the person is yelling and being rude? what about that idiot who swears something's wrong even thought their tests came back normal?"
yep. still your job to treat people, especially when they're at the lowest most painful point of their lives. sorry you aren't just prescribing heart meds to grampas and giving lollipops to 6yos after their flu shot.
Basically they are tiny pins with TWO posts on them, and you use them to hold up mementos like instax/photos/tickets etc without having to puncture them, and without having to pinch them with the metal or the push pin edge etc. You can simply rest the corner of the item between the posts gently!
These are the cute ribbon/bow ones, I also made some others that i think would be really cool on your mementos ToT
Let me know what you think about this concept?? I don't know how to market it but i really thought it was a nice idea T_T. You can find them in my store here
I think Ryan Gosling and Daniel Craig are both evidence that if you do enough serious films the second you’re free to just be the silly guy you are on the inside you can’t help but commit 120% to the bit
They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones
It’s about PayPal. This is all about fucking PayPal
He’s still pissed they fired him. He’s still pissed they didn’t like his idea of calling PayPal X
20 years and he has not learned a single thing. He’s still throwing a tantrum about people not liking his bad name suggestion decades ago
POV: you’re Baru Cormorant and you’re about to experience the best riding lesson in your life.
