breathe if you think im cute 

written by bleakfantasies,  writing prompt #62: list 10 pieces of advice you’d give yourself

(via wnq-writers)

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

Tide got him but he’s ok.

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

His best bud just showed up to help him.

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

OH NO!

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

some good consent phrases

“May I hug you?”

“When I ask you if you want to do something, you know it’s always okay to say no, right?”

“Let me know if you get uncomfortable, okay?”

“How do you feel about (x activity)?”

“I’m disappointed, of course, but I’m really glad you were willing to tell me (no/that you were uncomfortable/etc.). Thank you.”

“I care about you, so when something I do hurts you or makes you uncomfortable, I want to know, because I don’t like making you feel bad.”

“Wanna do (x)? It’s okay if not, but I think it would be (fun/worthwhile/prudent).”

(When starting a social phone call): “Hey, are you busy right now?”

(When confirming plans made earlier): “Hey, are you still up for doing (x) at (time) on (day)?”

“Can I vent a little about (x)?”

“Can I tell you something (gross/depressing)?”

“Are you comfortable talking about it?”

“Do you think you could talk me through this problem I’ve been having? If you have the time and emotional energy of course.”

“It’s okay if that doesn’t work for you.”

“I’m interested in spending more time with you. Would you be interested in doing (x) together on (y day)?”

“No? Well let me know if you ever want to do something else.” (leave it open! don’t nag! let it go!)

Consent culture - it’s about way more than just sex!

Give people as much freedom as possible to make their own choices without pressure or control.

Even children deserve as much autonomy as allows them to remain safe and get their needs met - remember, you can’t train a child to make good/safe/healthy choices without ever giving them choices. A child who is taught to respect consent is a child who doesn’t assault people! A child who knows they have a right to say no is a child who knows that someone who infringes on their autonomy isn’t supposed to do that.

A consent-conscious relationship is a healthier and safer relationship, and a person who is aware of and deliberate about asking for, giving, receiving, refusing, and being refused consent is a healthier and safer person.

Guy complains people don’t know the difference between ignorance and stupidity while he doesn’t.

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

Cimitero monumentale di Staglieno, Genova (Staglieno Monumental Cemetery, Genoa), Liguria, Italy

The monumental Cemetery of Staglieno in Genoa was designed in the early XIX century. It features hundreds of striking marble sculptures and monuments to the personalities buried here.

Google Maps

Staglieno by Fabio Zenoardo Photography

source: bishopsbox

Angel (1882) Genoa.

Ángel (1882) Génova.

by/por: Giulio Monteverde (in English / en español)

from/de: michael_hamburg69 (Flickr)

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it.

A Dog’s Theme Song 🐶 (W/ Daniel Olenick)

I cannot be stopped

this is the most important video i’ve ever seen

This is a spiritual experience.

I want this as my ringtone

Rebloggate ed esprimete un desiderio:) Dopo scrivete qui sotto rebloggando, se si è avverato davvero♥ Buongiorno bellezze!

Speriamo 😭

HA FUNZIONATO DIO SANTO,AMO TUMBLR.

Ha funzionato. E non lo so se è per questa gif o era destino, ma so solamente che lui adesso è con me.

Non succederà mai…

….♡

È TORNATO È TORNATO

daidaidai

PORCA MERDA,È TORNTO

*Incrociamoledita*

speriamo dai.

..

torna..

La gif è stata scattata il giorno del mio compleanno. È un segno? Speriamo.

Cazzo. È tornato. CAZZO. È TORNATO.

Speriamo si avveri. 💞

Avverati💖

Speriamo in bene💓

HA FUNZIONATO.

Speriamo che funzioni ancora una volta.

Funziona è sicuro.

Se trovi questa gif in dash rebblogala non si sa mai che…🌟

Speriamo funzioni…

…

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Si avverano sempre, non deludermi proprio oggi che ne ho bisogno.

TI PREGO

Ogni volta che vedevo questa gif speravo la stessa cosa “Ti prego fa che mi innamoro di nuovo e che quella persona mi ami come io potrei amare lui..” Così ho incontrato l'amore della mia vita.. Non smettete mai di credere nei vostri desideri

Quante volte..

TI IMPLORO

chissà

….please….

:(

This black man had a chance to meet with a racist woman, who was watching him with his family grilling. As soon as he tried to come closer to her to ask why would she do that, she immediately started screaming “RAPE! SOMEBODY HELP ME ,I’M BEING RAPED”.That is what white women did back in the Nineteenth century. They blamed black men when they never even touched them. She also said she’s gonna report him, however, when she found out he was taping this whole time, her courage vanished.

“Thank God cell phone cameras! Because you , people, can’t lie anymore!”

This fuckin hag

me: *chilling*

wave of depression:

We need more rallies like this…. allies loud and proud in peaceful protests for racial justice.

when someone is physically attractive but boring as hell