Betty White was surprised yet grateful for her fans’ GoFundMe campaign in an interview on her 95th birthday - January 17, 2017

“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know.  If anyone does, please tell me! Edit:  Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art.  The genius in question is LordJazor !  Thank you!

“she warned him not to be such an apocalyptic fuck hat to strangers” “for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle” BLESS THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogged recently, but worth reblogging again.

Nothing can top this lol

“if he could learn not to be a pile of indigestible fuck”

I can’t breathe

@sociallyuntroverted OH MY GOD

@heyaquaticunicorn apocalyptic fuckhat got me

I mean who could win against that amazing strategy???

@Yazziie_xx

This man sacrificed himself for that muthafuckn like button

@sociallyuntroverted

@heyaquaticunicorn not the hero we want but the hero we deserve

nobody fucked with me on the playground

nobody fucked with you in bed either

yu-gi-ow

@sociallyuntroverted

@heyaquaticunicorn me af

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

BLESS THIS PERSON

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

That bold bit~

reblogging for the rape culture comment omFG AMEN TO YOU 

@sociallyuntroverted Bless this woman 🙌🙌

@heyaquaticunicorn ooh I've seen this its quite smart. It's a shame it even needs to exist tho

@sociallyuntroverted

do u ever just

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY

Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.”

Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said

#notallbirds

maisie_williams: Markus Lupfer, big up

ayy

@sociallyuntroverted it got better 😂😂

@heyaquaticunicorn oh Shia

CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

Can’t bloody believe that.

this is too wild

@sociallyuntroverted

@heyaquaticunicorn goals

I warned y'all

Killed Confirmed at 6:20PM

HE DEAD! You know he dead.

Brutal

@sociallyuntroverted

@heyaquaticunicorn I don't know why you tagged me in this :'( Hahaha but actually that's so funny

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

@sociallyuntroverted

@heyaquaticunicorn aww that's sweet

how are the civilians in the marvel universe surprised by anything ever like every time something happened i would just be like

“there they go wit that bs”

@sociallyuntroverted me af whilst trying to get sneaky pics with the Avengers

@heyaquaticunicorn lol honestly

Strong words to use on a Resume

Now this is a great resume list of action words.  I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs.  Saving for future use.