Anonymous asked:

You do not, in fact, own a toaster.

I assume this is from the assumptions ask thing I reblogged earlier.

And you are inexplicably correct.

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“i assume this is from the assumptions” is going directly into my daily lexicon

This is going directly into my “tumblr’s secret words” collection, right after “my name’s not rob, i’m not a girl, and I’m not an idiot”

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you’re so wise, frank. i think we could all learn something from you