men are so annoying, "women belong at home in the kitchen blah blah" and YOU belong in the workshop making me a fuckin table! why arent you forging steel or working metal? go out to the fields jebediah! the wheat needs to be reaped!
In which Thor is oblivious to all the awkward in the room… [x]
broke: thor doesn’t notice the awkward
woke: thor is so strong and cheerful that he believes he can just steamroller over all the awkward and make it go away
bespoke: thor is perfectly aware of the awkward and very much enjoying it
You can’t convince me that Thor isn’t perfectly aware of the awkward
Thor milking this moment for all the Awkward he can get out of it because he’s that extra is a Good Take
People constantly think that Thor is kinda clueless, but he always knows what he’s doing
anyone who thinks Thor isn’t fully aware of exactly what he’s doing is someone who’s never been an elder sibling out to absolutely mortify a younger sibling and knowing exactly how to go about doing it to best and greatest effect
and i'm proud of y'all
Oh, to be young, unleashed in a Barnes & Nobles with a fifty dollar gift card, buying whichever books had a dragon drawn on the cover.
animedads-deactivated20210108
folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does
casual–witchcraft
a frog made this post
Sokka and Suki absolutely deserve more time with each other
orbitalgay
Suki made Sokka drink respect women juice one time and he proceeded to chug it for breakfast for the rest of his life
The Evening Star, Washington DC, October 16, 1918
This aged well
spoopy-miakitty
The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house
I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.
I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.
So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.
That sounds scarier than most things I’ve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest
Wow i feel so much better thanks...
Kerchow
crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020
Last thing I see before i get run over is the car giving me “then perish” eyes
My bus stares me straight in the eyes as it passes by and decides not to stop for me
action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”
You cannot forget this.
Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!
atreides-paul-deactivated202301
what is the january mood?
both bastille and hozier have really nailed the “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh
galaxiasentity
Because the world IS ending, if we don’t jam then what is there left but crying to do?
We’ve reached the “band playing on the titanic” stage of nihilism now
bisexuals will see someone in period clothes and be like yes