yoongi’s realization that he can’t live without wifi
Now I can’t help but imagine a 60 year old seriel killer at a millenials door waiting, mad as fuck, checking his watch , and leaving out of frustration and writes a blog post about how millenials are ruining this country
Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?
I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to. I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway.
Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her.
people can say what they want about her supposed meltdown, but frankly, that entire ‘episode’ always made perfect sense to me. she and i are of an age, and no matter how young or old i was, i always understood perfectly why she did it, and thought it was utter bullshit that a court could order what they did, instead of reprimanding the many, many people that felt so entitled to her that they drove her to extremes just to get 5 seconds of peace.
and now seeing this kind of thing? she has just gotten more awesome.
i remember reading how she got herself a tutor so she could help her kids with their homework. not got THEM a tutor, but she got herself one because she wanted to be the one helping them. that’s a+++ parenting right there ok?
This makes me so happy :’)
She got a court order because she was, by her own admission, raising her kids like her mother raised her. The judge sent her to therapy and parenting classes to work out all of the horrible stage-mother bullshit she had to live through. I mean, she thought it was normal to give her kids cough syrup and whiskey so they’d sleep, because it’s what her mother gave her to knock her out when she got rowdy.
I think Britney is a great role model for adult abused children and is living proof that you are not trapped in the cycle of abuse.
The purest 90s kid experience is being so happy for Britney Spears in her new life
Thinking about where Zendaya started:

And where she is now:
and being like:
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.
I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy
A good post, pure.
Another adorable story has been added.
can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.
Lunchtime
fffff we need to work on more of these sorry about the queue running empty but this showed up on my dash and! im dying ahdfla
Mystic Messenger GO
Break into people’s apartments and ask them if they’ve eaten yet
Ahh I was supposed to upload this last week (for Father’s Day) but I procrastinated too much and now everything is a mess. Also, I’m so sorry this is text-heavy ;;o;; i kinda just threw scenarios together and mashed them into one post kkfkfgjkfgj
Anyway, I’ve received lots of questions asking about how Taemin really feels about Jumin. Taemin definitely loves Jumin, but after Jumin became busier with work (hello Mr. Chairman), he became closer to MC and doesn’t like it when Jumin ‘tries to steal’ MC’s attention away from him.
Older Taemin is basically just a quiet & petty boy who is generally salty about many things, not just Jumin :D
((This comic set takes place a few years before the Jumin + Vending Machine comic. By then, Jumin tries to give little Taemin his attention as much as he can. But the boy remains a bit salty sometimes skhgjdfg))
??? “why is Jincheol there” – to be answered someday soon :D
ALL THESE VEGETABLES AND WE STILL HAVE BEEF RIKA
OH MY GOD NONNIE LMFAO IM /D Y I N G/ OVER HERE
I DON’T KNOW WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO SEND ME THESE BUT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ~Admin 404
Hiya! Love your account it's great! I have a request though! Could you pretty please with Sprinkles on top do a RFA react to a bisexual MC. Please and thank you my fellow defender of justice
This was a very good request because I can very much relate, being pansexual. To all my queer friends out there- you rock and keep being gay you ~H x
RFA with a bisexual MC
Yoosung:
-At first, this poor bean thinks that you’re telling him because you want to leave him for a girl-So he gets all upset-You’re confused-“I- I understand if you want to leave me, MC,” he manages to choke out-You have to explain to Yoosung that you don’t want to break up-The reason you’re telling him is because you don’t want to leave this vital piece of information out of your relationship-He understands after that and manages to compose himself-Yoosung totally gets it, though-He has friends at school who are bi and gay and pan and ace etc.-He’s very happy to support you-And as long as you’re not leaving him, he loves being with you no matter what
Zen:
-C’mon we all know Zen is a ‘deny the bi’ kind of person-We all see you flirting with Jumin, honey-But when it comes to you, he’s absolutely thrilled to find out-He thinks it makes you really interesting -However, he also checks that you haven’t thought of leaving him for a girl-Just to tease him you say that Jaehee’s been looking very hot lately-His face is priceless-When you crack up laughing he knows it was just a joke-You weren’t really joking- she is very hot-He’s not that up to date with all the terms, though so you have to educate him-But he totally supports you
Jaehee:
-Her initial reaction is to internally go ‘yessssssss’-Because she’s in love with you and this means that you are actually into girls and gives her a chance!-Meanwhile, you’re trying to drop a subtle hint that you like Jaehee as more than a friend-So you’re nicely surprised when she responds-“Me too.”-Wait, what?-The two of you end up hugging and laughing at the sudden confession-“I only recently discovered it actually,” you said.-“I did too actually,” Jaehee laughed.-You’re getting your hopes up here-A bit too up-Naturally, you end up blurting out-“It was you that made me realise.”-Jaehee goes bright red-Oh no, what did you do, you just ruined the friendship-Until Jaehee replies-“I really need to stop copying everything you’re saying,” she smiled, “But me too.”-You stand there in shock for a minute-Did Jaehee just… confess back?-To answer that question, Jaehee steps forwards, cups your face in her hand and kisses you-That coming out went better than expected
Jumin:
-He was raised in a homophobic environment-And he only ever met people who had bad things to say about the LGBT+ community-So you were very nervous about telling him-Jumin himself is very opened minded compared to his colleagues and peers-And he’s very happy that you tell him-“I can’t believe you didn’t tell me earlier, Princess,” he said.-“I was worried you wouldn’t accept me,” you admitted.-“There is nothing you could say or do that would make me not accept you,” Jumin smiled.-Awww now he’s making you blush-“Maybe that’s why you can appreciate Elizabeth the 3rd’s beauty,”-Ok, never mind-You have to explain that No, Jumin, you are not into bestiality-Just bisexuality-You say that you’ll make sure to keep it secret from the reporters that come butting into your life-But Jumin says not to-He tells you this is a part of who you are and he doesn’t want you to hide it-Not from him, not from anyone
Seven:
-You have nothing to worry about around Seven-He’s lived life as a secret agent- there isn’t really anything he won’t accept-So when you tell him, his response is-“Same!!”-You’re a bit surprised by that-“Well, I say I like all genders so I guess that would be pansexual, but we’re close enough!”-Either way, you’re very happy that he accepts you-And that would explain why he’s always flirting with Yoosung-Next time you go on a date, Seven suggests that both of you point out hot boys or girls and the other has to rate them out of ten to see if your tastes are similar-You’re regretting telling him already-Because of the similarity, though, it really strengthens your relationship-Until Seven jokes about a threesome-At least you’re pretty sure he’s joking-You quickly shut that idea down
Saeran:
-His reaction is a confused expression-“What’s that?”-Poor bean is too precious for this world someone please protect him-You explain what being bisexual is and he looks even more confused-“I thought you were just meant to go off personality, not gender. Why does that even matter?”-You’re pretty sure that means he’s probably demisexual-Or MC-sexual only-You explain that most people usually go off the gender of a person as to whether they’d date them or not-Saeran thinks that’s stupid-But he’s very happy to support you because this is obviously very important to you-You’re relieved because at least he isn’t judgmental about sexuality-Even if he is about everything else
V:
-As if this boy isn’t going to support you-As soon as you come out, V starts a huge encouraging speech-All about ‘embracing yourself’, ‘never being afraid of who you are’, ‘he loves and supports you no matter what’ and ‘always tell him everything about you.’-He also mentions how thankful he is that you told him-He would have supported you no matter what-This boy just loves you so much-But please don’t be a cult leader because that he might not accept




