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Could you explain how to use conque? I've seen it before, as in "¿Conque era eso lo que querían?" but I'm not sure how to build a sentence with it.
The expression conque is the equivalent of English’s “so” or “so that” or “thus” / “ergo”.
It’s a contracted form of con que “with that” / “provided that”… and is also a contracted from of con tal de que “in the event of”.
You would use it the same as así que which is also “so that”:
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
OHMYWORD STOP.
alright but
Hebrew tho
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything
i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added
POLYGLOT OF THE WEEK
Audrey Hepburn
- Growing up bilingual, she spoke English and Dutch, she also mastered Italian, French and Spanish.
- She learnt English in England while studying for most of her childhood, and she learnt Dutch later on while living in Holland.
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying
#80
A language where grammatical gender is indicated by speaking either in vocal fry or falsetto.
#122
Make your words for directions literally mean “left” and “no, the other left”,
#144
A conlang in which all of the words are created by saying the first commercial product related to it that comes to mind with a mouth full of marbles.
Ex1: “Maple Syrup” would be “Lwergk’bahn” (Log Cabin)
Ex2: “Cat” would be “Klittiritter.” (Kitty Litter)
EN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JrB7Ygu6zk
this is one of the best puns i have ever seen
I will not do a Midsummer Nights Dream every fucking summer because it has the word “summer” right in the title.
I will not make Richard III about Nazis, because it’s been done to death, despite being rather economical.
I will not make any of the regency plays about…
Omgyes
More for the Evil Shakespeare Overlord List, shredsandpatches?
Kató Lomb (via foreignerongermansoil)
This campaign is great, really makes you look closer instead of just and quick stereotypical glance
GSR Entrance Hall System
Advertising Agency: SPR Agency, Novo Hamburgo, Brazil Via
these are REALLY great, I especially like the dating one.
Eres la reina del español.
Leí “eres la reina de España”.
Wouldn’t it be scary if I actually was Queen Letizia though?
Actually, that would be so cool.
"beautiful braids!" "they are sausages"
Conference attendees
Tenured faculty:
Graduate students/new professors and adjuncts:
srsly though I went to whole foods today to buy a bottle of rose water (it was like 4.81 or something) and it so fucking much cheaper to do that and mix it with water than to buy the like 6 dollar tiny ass lush rose water face toner.
I wish I knew about this sooner tbh


