I was appreciating the neons at the movies tonight.

the best way to save money is to act broke

Jake Gyllenhaal for Entertainment Weekly, year 2004

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

Every best friend’s advice (via igglooaustralia)

me

PLEASE goD

Me: *gets license after all my friends*

them: finally lol

me:  

“Did you study for the test?”

*In the middle of the test*

When your squad roasting you but they make valid points