happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

Every tabletop system I've ever played was better than D&D

D&Ds cultural niche is to get new people interested in tabletop. It's only upwards from here.

this is true but also D&D sucks as an introduction to tabletop. it's genuinely one of the worst possible games a player could start with. it:

and all these things not only make D&D a bad game, but they make it an actively detrimental introduction to the hobby, because people who start with D&D interalize all this shit as being true about 'TTRPGS' and so either refuse to approach other TTRPGs or, when they do, approach it with the weight of all this hanging on them

Cool argument, however the Dangerous Book for Boys says that D&D is the best TTRPG on the market so your invalid

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

ok.

the human body has a single imperfection. it still contains one muscle that is connected at only one end: the tongue. welcome to wizard school. for your first lesson, you'll need to partner up

actually the tongue is 8 muscles not just one

🤓🤓🤓 ACKSHUALLY the tung is 8 muscl--

SHUT THE FUCK UP

this is

not

Why is this song so good when the production is so bad

I think how raw it is makes the vibe

Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of LASER NOISES LOUDER THAN THE RAPPING

I'm a queer minister who runs a leftist Bible study podcast. I would love to answer your questions about faith, politics, and whether or not I would marry a plate of mozzarella cheese.

Just finished listening to your talk about Melchizedek. I enjoyed it. You and your cohosts have great chemistry. That said, I have a few Bible questions I'd love to hear an answer on.

Why was humanity exiled from paradise and made to suffer for eating from the tree of knowledge? Why was His creation having knowledge of good and evil unacceptable to Him? How is this any different from the State creating an arbitrary rule (thou shall not possess reefer) and enforcing it with violent punishment?

Why were we punished for trying to build a structure to the heavens? Why was "nothing we plan being impossible to us" unacceptable to Him? How is this any different from the State preventing efforts to organize our communities?

Why did God, in His infinite wisdom, tell the Israelites that crossdressing is an "abomination" before Him (Deut. 22:5)? Why was/is gender nonconformity unacceptable to Him? How is this any different, dear preacher, from the State drafting, passing, and enforcing drag show bans?

And finally, Would You Marry the Cheese

I hate to say, "Listen to the episodes on those topics!" but those episodes really do cover those topics a lot better than I will super quickly here. I think it's important to note that Genesis portrays a lot more complicated a God than evangelicals and atheists alike like to disagree about, but I don't think exists as a theist in love with a complicated God.

This is a beautiful and well written answer. However you are dodging the most important question.

Would You Marry the Cheese

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

You had controlling parents, didn't you

Because me too

I'm a queer minister who runs a leftist Bible study podcast. I would love to answer your questions about faith, politics, and whether or not I would marry a plate of mozzarella cheese.

Just finished listening to your talk about Melchizedek. I enjoyed it. You and your cohosts have great chemistry. That said, I have a few Bible questions I'd love to hear an answer on.

Why was humanity exiled from paradise and made to suffer for eating from the tree of knowledge? Why was His creation having knowledge of good and evil unacceptable to Him? How is this any different from the State creating an arbitrary rule (thou shall not possess reefer) and enforcing it with violent punishment?

Why were we punished for trying to build a structure to the heavens? Why was "nothing we plan being impossible to us" unacceptable to Him? How is this any different from the State preventing efforts to organize our communities?

Why did God, in His infinite wisdom, tell the Israelites that crossdressing is an "abomination" before Him (Deut. 22:5)? Why was/is gender nonconformity unacceptable to Him? How is this any different, dear preacher, from the State drafting, passing, and enforcing drag show bans?

And finally, Would You Marry the Cheese

tf2 heritage post

the rules are the rules

Fun fact: you can jam your fingers up under someone's ribcage and grab their bottom rib. Pull back sharply to end the fight immediately.

How do you feel knowing someone really stupid found this and tried to do that, nearly breaking their own rib?

That stupid person was you, wasn't it.

I mean I don't want people in general to break their own ribs but what the fuck did you think was gonna happen?

I refuse to settle down with any one person until i can find a woman with perfect genes for the sole purpose of birthing me a beautiful child that looks exactly like the album art for 'I Care Because You Do' by Aphex Twin

Let me look something up rq

Yeah this is funny

I refuse to settle down with any one person until i can find a woman with perfect genes for the sole purpose of birthing me a beautiful child that looks exactly like the album art for 'I Care Because You Do' by Aphex Twin

Let me look something up rq

Some alarming climate news as of June 2023

I feel like a higher power is screaming at us and we aren't listening.

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

Dissociating

Having an existential crisis.

All of the above + singing.

Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have. 

imagining scenarios that will never happen

crying

water warm

feels nice

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