just a little guy

brand new pikmin character his name is newport and he loves cigarettes look for him in pikmin 5 and 6

i cannot express to you how often i think about this stupid post. every time i listen to music and its good i think to myself “thank you music”, and often i say it out loud to myself

dont worry. whats important in life is having great boobies and rockin out all the time

a pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fag the only girl I've ever loved was andrew in drag

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

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Squaring up for the kickoff in NFL Quarterback Club 2000, by Acclaim.

Incredibly lifelike

He’s squaring up alright

mike ermentruat heres what your gonna do. your gonna make a born to die world is a fuck derivative of whatever you want, smilecore edit, whatever. but listen. your not changing the last line. you hear me? those cops stay dead.

this is really fucking me up why is He in a 71 year old movie

can i come over and do this

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

The iron fortress of my mind is like the torment nexus for Arabic numerals 1 through 9. No puzzle forged against me shall prosper. I’m the square’s strongest soldier. You can’t even count, bitch. If sudoku was a drug I’d be in rehab, except I wouldn’t, because I never quit. There are 81 squares in the sudoku board and that means there are at least 81 things that are more important than you. Now get the fuck out of my sight.

I wasn't finished yet. I'm scribing numbers you haven't even heard of. I play so much sudoku in my brain I can't tell if I actually played sudoku this morning, or if I just thought about it really hard. I asked the lady at the checkout counter if she had any more sudoku puzzles. She said "i'll check in the back." She went to the back, and she never came back. I'm like a cave fish. I'm losing senses I don't need. I'm adapted to my environment. I don't know who I am anymore

the ozempic stare

glamour. elegance. wealth. status. talent. A lot of qualities you all will never possess

i also cant bite through solid sheet metal

His arrival was for told

NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI