Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

scary obama be like: Uhh let me be fear

oh my god best post ever

This should be the first post every new blog has to view before registering

my body is a machine that turns girl penis into hard girl penis

tf2 heritage post

reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them

reblog if you support gay marriage .

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning

The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.

her dick must be noodles the way I slurp it

You ever post something on here with the hope that just that one particular mutual sees it? Or is that just a me thing?

ふぐぅ……

Hgg ......

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

favourite additions

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

i love everyone in this thread

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

OCTOBER 4, 2023

TURN OFF YOUR OTHER PHONE AND DO NOT TURN IT ON AGAIN UNTIL YOU ARE ALONE AND SAFE BECAUSE THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED ON.

AGAIN I REPEAT:

OCTOBER 4, 2023

THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED BACK ON.

SO ONLY POWER IT BACK ON WHEN IT IS SAFE TO DO SO.

OCTOBER 4, 2023

If this doesn't make sense, then good news it's not for or about you but still reblog it because you never know who may need to know this.

Reblog and add more tags.

is

I was so ready to say he's not a spirit. But he did fully grab his own ass and lift himself into the sky...

reblog to have sloppy nasty disgusting tranny sex with me, Tumblr user xenasaur. not the person u reblogged from. me.

Why must trans people be so fucking cool and then live so far away.

Girl I want to kiss you, what the fuck.

growing up is realizing that oats and grains are sustenance

What do you mean