the tiniest lil onion teapot 🧅✨
If I saw this I would slam it into the ground at 100000 mph and watch it shatter into 10000000000000 pieces
Evil bitter person
Oh! Finally have something worthwhile to add to a post! Used this picture as a reference a couple years ago and I also had the Shrek thought so I did a bonus doodle :))
I don't think I'll ever have a sleep as deeply satisfying as my cat has after thoroughly cleaning his toes with his own mouth.
A tired cat with very clean toes:
Either post about MCR or post about FOB. Pick one. Posting both is annoying.
liked this post so much I got it tattooed
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
you know… these guys
Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.
Needs more worms
I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms
No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway
@fanotastic more worms
Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.
Fuck you guys.
My fellow fuckers, I present you-
The flute glass full of worms…
when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
can we just not do the fireworks thing this July 4th like. there's enough smoke in the air already the sunny days are just sickly white haze I don't think we need to put more smoke in the air
I have a zombie gnome on little stump by my front porch.
Today, I saw some kid walking to the bus stop, turn and come up my walkway.
Gently, he knelt down beside my gnome, reached into his pocket, and pulled out a smaller gnome with a rainbow hat. He carefully placed the little guy on the stump, then turned and went to the bus.
I went out to take a look and it looks like the little guy was hand painted to match the zombies facial expression.
I think I'm going to treasure this for the rest of my life. Yeah, there's good in the world. And the kids are alright.
the tiniest lil onion teapot 🧅✨
If I saw this I would slam it into the ground at 100000 mph and watch it shatter into 10000000000000 pieces
Evil bitter person
Oh! Finally have something worthwhile to add to a post! Used this picture as a reference a couple years ago and I also had the Shrek thought so I did a bonus doodle :))
Hey everyone!! I want to share my latest build on my survival let's play world! It turned out amazing (in my humble opinion), but I do have to admit that getting all of those leaves was... painful 🤦♂️ Anyway, blessed be the sheep!
In case you're curious, you can watch the video here! Anyway, hope you liked it! Stay safe everyone!
🌟 Shaders: BSL Shaders 🎮 Game version: 1.19.2 🌸 Resource Packs: Default
I love those winter hats with the ear flaps, they're so expressive and they've got so many options for how to wear it. Such as:
in much the same way no couple should have one shared bank account and no separate bank accounts of their own
you should not have one shared social circle. like absolutely, it's a red flag to hate all your partner's friends or for them to hate all yours
but have your own buds
this is the danger of some polycules and the whole social sphere being contained within the polycule like. that is bad. you should have broader links and friendships and relationships outside of that intimacy, bc its all about community support
like ppl think about breakups and abuse and stuff, and like. in the same way a sole shared bank account is bad bc it allows for no freedom, like
you should be able to vent knowing ppl don't know the others involved
but also just. its positive?
like you can discuss surprise plans or talk about gifts or whatever without worrying about someone else's personal connections to the convo
its good to have that diversity of social circle as well as being safer
i would kill for the confidence of novelists who write genius-poet characters and then actually write samples of the “genius” poetry in the book. if i were a novelist writing a genius-poet i’d just be like “trust me, the poetry’s real good.”
"cw: pretending my poetry is good"
Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud
me when i say inch resting
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS
orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them
OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)
or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now
ok.
inaction fans when they find out making no choice is a choice in and of itself
