Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

Chronic wasting?

Possibly.

Learned a deer thing today and I'm passing the knowledge on. Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD) hasn't made it to Scotland, yet, but if you're in North America you may want to read up on it to become familiar with the symptoms.

Ah nature my beloathed.

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

thank you @agentliz

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?

PhD group chat

Goalkeepers’ balls get photoshopped into cats.

This is so natural. Like i didn’t question it

bonus:

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

me and strawberry lemonade svedka

me with patron silver tbh

tbh strawberitas

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

???????????????

honestly really fucking sick that this website claims to be such a progressive and safe place and yet now i can't spend more than 5 minutes here without falling into a spike trap :/

totally agree. i wasn’t going to do this, but yeah, i have a lot to say on the matter. (rant beneath the cut)

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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

Finally

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

He like it

I’m crying

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

goodbye

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

THIS SIGNLE HANDEDLY CURED MY DEPRESSION, CLEARED MY SKIN AND TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY

Give us the next generation of anime in this style, it feels so old school sailor moon and I am LIVING for it.

dying from second hand embarrassment here. can someone tell these corporate accounts that this cutesy act is really just cringe