everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
cuddling
Important addition:
when i was a kid i used to feel so much sympathy for Donkey from Shrek because he was so talkative and eccentric and i felt those emotions myself but tbh as an adult j would have killed that fucking horse with a stone
putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue
putting up “OHIO IS HELL” billboards in ohio to continue the dialogue
putting up ‘OHIO IS OTHER PEOPLE’ billboards in ohio to confuse the dialogue
Scientists when they find out an “old wives tale” (remedy women have been consistently using with results for generations) is actually correct and not just a silly thing women made up for no reason
who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.
Sounds like you’re jealous they didn’t let you in the group
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What the fuck are you talking about?
Blue Man Group
Percussion band that performs in blue body paint. Frequently adding liquid effects to the instruments for visual effect.
cool video but im talking about some other guys i know
Saw them in Vegas once. They were surprisingly good.
cheddar-cheeze
Saw them off-Broadway in NYC, they do more than just paint on percussion, it’s a wild preformence
i feel like you guys aren’t listening to me
You got rejected by blue man group, it’s okay to admit it honey. Not everyone can can be blue man
hey sorry your boyfriend died and he came back hornier. yeah he’s more or less the same but all he can think about is going down on you. sorry i know you just wanted the gentleman back but he’s more of a demon now. yeah sorry
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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
easily a contender for post of the decade
Underrated in the “tweets with nearly daily usefulness” pantheon IMO
promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?
OK now what
ANOTHER 20
okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism
like yeah the monster is a representation of your unresolved trauma and guilt and a manifestation of the sins of your past but it's also a real creature and it's going to fucking Get you
A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn
whys this a bulk reblog
3 for 1 deal