Snug

Makes a little “weep” noise but when you turn to look at me I have my crown and scepter and all the treasures of the world and I’m looking cutely+smugly at you in a sweet manner

drinks it greedily and dies beautifully & nicely

i love seeing the confidence with which people are wrong on this site. like when people here are wrong about something they are wrong about it with their whole chest. they come out swinging ready to defend information that they made up in their own brains as if it was truth penned by god himself. unparalleled entertainment.

i’m not going to lie to you guys, this was a little bit of a bitchy subpost about supernatural conspiracy theorists being all charlie day in the mail room about production schedules and cast contracts when they do not know actually how production works, but it turns out they WERE right. i apologize queens and kings, go forth and be crazy but ultimately somehow correct

HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY TASTES LIKE PRION DISEASE !!!

This says it was posted on September 7202nd, 1993

they don’t know about endless september

“A tongue-in-cheek program called sdate outputs the current date, formatted using the Eternal September calendar (September X, 1993, where X is an unbounded counter for days since that epoch).[11]”

each of these images is kinda funny on their own but seeing them all back to back makes me want to kill someone

I don’t like the theory that ferris beuller is just cameron’s imagination because it’s so much more fun to believe that there’s a highschool student endowed with trickster god level capabilities & knowledge of the fourth wall who drags his mentally ill best friend around bc he wuvs him

November 4, 2023 - A protester raises the Palestinian flag as thousands marched in Berlin in solidarity with the Palestinian people, and in condemnation of the German government's reprehensible support for Israel's war crimes and apartheid. [video]

they never tell you abt The Skeleton's Curse (bone pain)

dear god. they never tell you abt The Curse Of The Warrior either (muscle pain)

@teaspoon-sarah

holy fuck not that one...

please don't scry on me right now im jerking off

Um. *scrys

Oh No what is that thing…

Oh come on it can't be that bad. *Scrys*

You are fucked.

NONE OF THESE WORDS ARE IN THE BIBLE

Matthew is literally in the Bible.

Yeah well so has the Pope, you're not special.

Hey,tumblr staff....dont recommend me scantily clad dainty women posing coily? I dont want to see thag

fuck you heres thag

i think the fragile mortality of the machine is why i like the concept of characters who are holograms and artificial intelligences so much. because on paper, they're far more durable than their flesh and blood human counterparts, and much harder to break or hurt. but the reality is they're incredibly vulnerable and dependent on their creators and caretakers. all it takes is pulling a plug, or damaging or removing a vital component, or erasing important data, to "kill" them. they can be lost without hope of recovery in an instant. they don't look it, but they're just as mortal as we are. and they're often helpless to prevent it, unable to fight back except by begging for their lives. we designed them that way. a perfect silicon and copper foil prison of an existence.

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

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october 31, 2023 — halloween morning walk, highland cows, & right to roam

Unused early Bowser sprite found in the files of Super Princess Peach. Note that the graphics for his forearms, hands and pupils are missing.

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This made me bust out laughing

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Enough about Odysseus' thighs, what about Menelaus