me: becky are you high?

becky:

watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

why the fuck did a 10 year old run a snack stand on Hannah Montana

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

All you viners can stop now because nothing will ever top this 

shaeshaehey

this is how you nip internalized self hatred right in the bud as a parent.

Imagine Molly Weasley trying to knit Fleur a Weasley jumper but she keeps putting it off, not because Fleur isn’t one of her favourite people but because it’s the first time she’ll knit an ‘F’ onto one that isn’t for her son.

PLEASE BOOST THIS!

17 YEAR OLD FATIMA AHMED IS MISSING! IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONTACT THE POLICE OR AIMAN 

Boost

“I just thought, seeing as neither of us can go with who we’d really like to, we should go together, as friends.”

HP meme: seven relationships [1/5] - The trio

i wish u clear skin and happiness

If you attack my son again, I shall ensure that it is the last thing you ever do.

headcanon that Neville was into dancing and when everyone thought he would make a fool of himself at the yule ball, he’s just there having a great time and everyone is like ‘what the f" then they ask him and he just says ‘grandma taught me!’ with a smiley face cause he’s finally good at something no one is

thast not how you fucking eat watermelon’s you pink idiot