this response was so strong I immediately soiled myself

i love this

how much is the cat??

Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder 🐶

“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”

me:

me as a doc

nurse: THE PATIENT NEEDS OXYGEN

me: (moves a plant next to the patient) :D!

nurse: DOCTOR THIS IS NOT THE TIME

I see no difference in energy here

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

make sure before any exam you are adequately hydrated!!!!!! so u can CRY when they hand you the test!!!!!

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

if i were a bird

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

appreciation post for broccoli, thanks for bein so tasty u tiny trees