why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
I love Burnum Burnum ❤️💛🖤
text of the declaration:
The Burnum Burnum Declaration England, 26th January, 1988
I, Burnum Burnum, being a nobleman of ancient Australia do hereby take posession of England on behalf of the Aboriginal people. In claiming this colonial outpost, we wish no harm to you natives, but assure you that we are here to bring you good manners, refinement and an opportunity to make a Koompartoo - ‘a fresh start’. Henceforth, an Aboriginal face shall appear on your coins and stamps to signify our sovreignty over this domain. For the more advanced, bring the complex language of the Pitjantjajara; we will teach you how to have a spiritual relationship with the Earth and show you how to get bush tucker.
We do not intend to souvenir, pickle and preserve the heads of your 2000 of your people, nor to publicly display the skeletal remains of your Royal Highness, as was done to our Queen Truganninni for 80 years. Neither do we intend to poison your water holes, lace your flour with strychnine or introduce you to highly toxic drugs. Based on our 50,000 year heritage, we acknowledge the need to preserve the Caucasian race as of interest to antiquity, although we may be inclined to conduct experiments by measuring the size of your skulls for levels of intelligence. We pledge not to sterilise your women, nor to separate your children from their families. We give an absolute undertaking that you shall not be placed onto the mentality of government handouts for the next five generations but you will enjoy the full benefits of Aboriginal equality. At the end of two hundred years, we will make a treaty to validate occupation by peaceful means and not by conquest.
Finally, we solemnly promise not to make a quarry of England and export your valuable minerals back to the old country Australia, and we vow never to destroy three-quarters of your trees, but to encourage Earth Repair Action to unite people, communities, religions and nations in a common, productive, peaceful purpose.
Burnum Burnum.
one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition
like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’
bbc sherlock wants what i have
"I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off."
"I got off the ship on the dock but I know I'm going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck."
"Storm."
"Big storm."
"Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I'm feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn."
"Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp."
"Pull harder or we are all going to die."
"Bad working conditions."
"Fucking pay me my wages, you asshole."
"God I Need A Drink"
"I Am Drunk And Cannot Find My Clothing"
"Listen To This Cautionary Tale Of: Don't Fall Overboard"
"My Sweetheart Has Left Me, Guess I'll Go Be Miserable At Sea"
"Whale. Big Fish."
"The Food Sucks. So Do The Wages. And The Mate Is A Bastard."
"Spent All My Money, Oops."
"Our Ship Can Kick Your Ship's Stern."
"Shipwreck."
"Nautical Gibberish That Was Probably Once Actual Words, Maybe."
"Hey, Remember That Guy? He's Dead."
"I Have Not Seen A Woman In Six Months."
"Mapquest Directions, But Rhyming."
"Whatever You Do, Don't Go To Sea. Goodbye, I'm Off To Sea."
Reblogging again because you can never have enough Nazi flag ripping on your blog.
Reblogging because we stand against hate.
Reblogging because fuck yes
if you’re muscles ache, STOP PLAYING
if your muscles/joints are stiff, STOP PLAYING
if a muscle feels numb/tingly, STOP PLAYING
if you feel shooting pains, STOP PLAYING
if you feel burning sensations in your muscles, STOP PLAYING
if you’ve been playing an hour without a break, STOP PLAYING (take a break, then keep going)
if your body starts breaking down due to bad technique/lack of breaks/lack of food/bad posture, STOP PLAYING!!!!!!!!
you need to eat, drink, rest, and consciously relax every tense muscle in your body. one day of overdoing it could destroy you.
I felt like I needed to reblog this now that we’re all back in school
Someone's never been in marching band. Our band has rules like
If someone passes out during a show, keep going
If a judge is on your dot, plow through them
Muscles ache? Good. You're doing it right.
Fucking football team gets drunk and drives a stolen ambulance onto the field? Keep. Fucking. Going.
Some advice for when you’re writing and find yourself stuck in the middle of a scene:
Never delete. Never read what you’ve already written. Pass Go, collect your $200, and keep going.
This is the literal best writing advice I have ever read. Period.
Special note: “Kill someone” means kill someone in the story. Please do not kill random real life passers by every time you hit a block. My lawyer says misunderstanding writing advice is not an acceptable defense. See you all in 25 to 50 years.
“I like your art but I don’t think its worth the price you’re asking for”
“I could find an artist who draws better than you for cheaper”
“But I’m paying you, that means I get whatever I ask for”
“I’ll pay you when I’m ready”
“I don’t have money, but I’ll pay you in exposure”
“I expect you to read my mind for how I want this commission done, I will not communicate my vision to you at all and I will complain if ANYTHING is not how I pictured”
“Why do you ask for so much when all you’re doing is sitting on your ass and doodling on a computer”
“Quality means nothing, you’re just greedy”
Best use of pink guy on the Internet
During the San Diego Comic-Con panel, some news was revealed about the game’s upcoming updates. In the panel, Niantic Inc. CEO, John Hanke revealed
Source: Pokebeach | Serebii
GUYS. GUYS.
GUYS.
HOLY FUCK.
That means free access to Photoshop CS2 - and that already has most of what you could ask for, really.
All you have to do is create a FREE ADOBE ID.
I am not sure about commercial use, but MAN. FUCKIN’ SWEET DUDE
Reblogging for the greater good.
I’m unlikely to pick it up as I honestly never use PS anymore, but here everyone who follows me. Free stuff.
oh wow this is perfect i was just lamenting that i’d have to buy creative suite for my new laptop WELP
Signal boost for any of my followers who need art programs!
The cs2 programs date back only a few years, and still have much of the functionality of today’s more modern ones. The differences between most of the versions are little more than slight modifications or additions of minor features, and UI changes. Go for it guys!!
Also, in case the page is down, here are the download links + serials.
Signal boost for you too, I downloaded it and use Photoshop CS2 to draw now c: enjoy, this is legit!
This is so powerful, why doesn’t it have more reblogs/likes?! This breaks my heart every time I see it.
this needs more publicity. how come foster kids go to shitty foster parents when there’s good people willing to take them?
Forever reblog. Such a powerful message.
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and the saddest thing is, it’s true. not just an occasional fact, but every fucking day there are people who jam pack kids into their houses and abuse them, who are basically state baby sitters who juggle kids around.
and in the meantime loving same sex couples with time and warmth and happiness and honest to god wanting to be parents are turned away by the state because the old ass cunts that make up the government kill the chance.
fuck america.
I hate this because anti-choicers are like “just give the kid up for adoption!” but then are against lgbt parents adopting