have you heard of the hit 2018 game among us??

my dads response could not have been better

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Weeby men's idea of a tomboy is so painful to look at 💀

this is so funny

Sirius

It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.

It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

i fucking hate it here

the don’t know about this

one of those days on the dashboad i guess

GROUP EXPLODING IN 5 SECONDS

the weirdest thing that happened to me 25 months ago was getting sent this counterfeit pizza hut coupon

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its crazy how the world is so big you can go your whole life not knowing there’s a creature that exists and it turns out there’s a fuckton of them 

hey don’t cry. 60 million icefish nests in the weddell sea, ok?

Goth Maid Catgirl.

where are the cute tall demon girls in my dms 👉👈

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

to increase steel production 300%

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

if i remember my early 2000s online poker, over enough time this was a +EV move against real players in small stakes tournaments