This

best photo set ever

NEW ZEALAND ❤️

you

me

lemonteaflower:

SOB

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re not friends anymore” and i just said “okay” and she was like “So you’re giving me the sharpener??” and i was like “why are you talking to me? we’re not friends” and i wish i was still as savage as i was back then

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

Meth, not even once

this fox if confused as to why the sheets aren’t snow and this is the cutest thing ever

Omg !

@how-very-curreeus

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

there are people that cant do that??????????

We are a chosen few. We have a great power.

It’s called echoic memory

That reminds me…

You’re welcome.

Damn you

share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent

ngl it worked

damn that’s some fast service 

i shared in 21 seconds and he fucking killed me with that hammer

“toodles”

Chaotic neutral

Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It'll make sense later.

my 2nd birthday party was a literal nightmare

that’s supposed to be big bird

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I support this motion 10000% ^^

this is the sweetest gesture i’ve ever seen

Aw, aw this was so sweet. I thought it was going to be another jump scare but instead it was just lovely.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

when your ex tries to talk to you 

This legit scared me so bad I screamed