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I know I never thought I would make it to 20 but boy am I looking forward to 30. and 40. and 50. and 75. growing old is exciting and it’s a gift

when I was 16 and lorde said “feels so scary getting old” I felt that in my heart but now I’m 25 and the mountain goats say “it’s real sweet to grow old” and I sing along as loudly as I can.

sometimes getting older is an act of spite. a rebellion against a world that does not want you to survive. it’s how we say “fuck you” to a society that tries to kills us. but sometimes growing old is gentler. it is joyous. it’s something we do because we love the world and we want to see more of it. and the world, in return, loves us and wants to see more of us.

Love the argument "oh but if you transition you'll have to deal with being trans your whole life" because first of all there is nothing bad about being trans and second I'm still gonna be trans even if I don't medically transition I'll just be trans and miserable instead of trans and happy

Every time I hear someone say something like this I remember that one exerpt from that one book in which the author considers Gomez Addams as a trans man specifically because he has the energy of a guy who wakes up every day absolutely over the moon to discover that he gets to be a man with a family and a moustache and a wife who's taller than god yet again, and it becomes painfully apparent that people who say these things don't understand transness at all.

EDIT: I found it! Here it is!

An excerpt from the essay “Powerful T4T Energy in Steve Martin’s The Jerk” by Daniel M. Lavery, from his book Something That May Shock and Discredit You.

Absolutely amazing addition I love this and personally I can't wait to be proudly trans for the rest of my life!

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

For added context, people who don’t remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.

It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

Hence the invention of the Porch

The fact that ‘horny jail’ started as a lil joke for when ur friends are horny posting and now there is a whole group of people on the internet that think actually there should be a real horny jail w guards that beat you and everything

It’s horny jail so I think they all have to look like ted Cruz

…..before or after the beard

just realized if you want your life to change you have to do some stuff differently. much to think about.

This is what the Cold War should have been about.

learning at the vet that my 18 pound cat isn't overweight and is just "Huge" is so fucking funny and such a relief

^Huge

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

friday the 13th is in october this year is anyone else horny

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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