renner hugs

“and like we always say, and i will say to jeremy again, i’ll show you mine if you show me yours”

 - robert downey jr to jeremy renner (referring to their renovation tv shows of course!!!)

*the plans don’t have to be, yk, planned. You just have to have “im def gonna meet this person one day” kinda thing

black/white

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

i just laughed for a minute straight 

why

Always reblog none pizza with left beef

I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly

I heard someone on a newscast (I think it might have been Chris Hayes) talking about trying to explain None Pizza with Left Beef so this has officially transcended time and space.

I share a birthday with None Pizza Left Beef and I’m very humbled by it

NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF IS BACK!!

Never seen this before, but should I not reblog this the next time this comes across my dash, assume that I’ve died and gone to Valhalla.

so this is it,,,,the legend,,,,,

It indeed is.

The mighty,

It is our duty as tumblr users to humbly reblog the none pizza with left beef. God speed

barbie meme but with bucky and clint. who knows what they did but lets be honest it was probably clints fault

Frankie Boyle and Ivo Graham in TASKMASTER: Series 15

— Charles Bukowski

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is still one of the top posts to come out of covid

why won’t you do it for me when all i do is for you

lords of dogtown premiere 24th may 2005

subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off

Shamelessly poaching someone elses idea, social media poll but the options arent solely geared 2wards 15 year olds

Reblog 4 a bigger sample size dadada you know how it is w polls

ok now im kinda curious

I feel like a good shorthand for a lot of economics arguments is "if you want people to work minimum wage jobs in your city, you need to allow minimum wage apartments for them to live in."

"These jobs are just for teenagers on the weekends." Okay, so you'll use minimum wage services only on the weekends and after school. No McDonald's or Starbucks on your lunch break.

"They can get a roommate." For a one bedroom? A roommate for a one bedroom? Or a studio? Do you have a roommate to get a middle-wage apartment for your middle-wage job? No? Why should they?

"They can live farther from city center and just commute." Are there ways for them to commute that don't equate to that rent? Living in an outer borough might work in NYC, where public transport is a flat rate, but a city in Texas requires a car. Does the money saved in rent equal the money spent on the car loan, the insurance, the gas? Remember, if you want people to take the bus or a bike, the bus needs to be reliable and the bike lanes survivable.

If you want minimum wage workers to be around for you to rely on, then those minimum wage workers need a place to stay.

You either raise the minimum wage, or you drop the rent. There's only so long you can keep rents high and wages low before your workforce leaves for cheaper pastures.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" doesn't hold water if the reason nobody applies is because the commute is impossible at the wage you provide.