not a robot

What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here

GOTHAM SEASON 5 TRAILER

I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school

“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

Sadness

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

— 14 Lines From Love Letters Or Suicide Notes. (via rebelsorry)

someone has waited their entire career to use this headline

Scientist should say something else

This guy needs a raise

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

feelings suck i wish i was a bagel

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

Accurate

This is me 100%

when youtube restricts your videos

This bitch is so fucking funny

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

SOMEONE SAID IT