*blep*

Wizards! Wizardlings! Sorcerers! Warlocks! A THOUSAND years ago the fabled astral ship Draconic impacted an astral Kraken and succumbed somewhere in the astral sea. Well the wreck has been found! And for just 250 platinum pieces you can see it yourself! In person!

Come aboard my state of the art ORB of unbreakability and experience the tragedy spawned by hubris yourself! Don't worry, it's quite secure, in fact I will be driving myself with this old atari joystick. It's safe! *

reblog to cast Fentanyl's Curse on a cop

the ace attorney fandom really has an entire day dedicated to celebrating the main character's entire life and career going to shit i love that for them

fairly new here important question do we celebrate klaviers concert going wrong and his guitar lighting on fire

No one's stopping us from being the first!

7th of July, mark it down!

One day away from Klavier's Life Gets Fucking Ruined day

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

What if...,,, differen color

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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well, he mining

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

we’re still here. happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

white girls hunting me in packs

YOU desire him carnally. I want his gender. We are not the same

Every time I meet an orange cat I'm like 'aha, I know you are a normal cat, there's no link between intelligence and coat colour and I am not prey to stupid stereotypes' and every single time the cat lets me down by coincidentally being dumb as hell

my theory is that reincarnation is real and that's why everything is so fucked up. we got too many people on earth and their souls were supposed to spend a few more cycles as endangered animals or smthn but we fucked the environment and overpopulated. so we get guys who was SUPPOSED to be black-footed ferrets or whatever til their soul reached maturity but instead they're like, influencers and politicians. this is also why furries exist.

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box