Dwight “Deez Nuts” Eisenhower

All this vernacular. Gonna be tough.

Micheal Myers was after me and I was running away from him and somehow ended up in Egypt.

I haven't heard much of him since Austin Powers, totally unexpected that he'd turn to crime like that :O

as some of you know, today is Christmas in Croatia (also our New Year’s Eve), so happy Croatian Christmas to all my Croats out there, and hope you have an excellent 2554! mir i dražica!

I just wanted to see how many people would reblog this without fact checking, because there is no such thing as Croatian Christmas, also mir i dražica means peace and clitoris

There. That’s the moment that created a new universe. When asked to leave the room, Margaret “Peggy” Carter chose to stay. But soon it would be her venturing into the unknown and creating a new world.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) | WHAT IF…? WHAT IF… CAPTAIN CARTER WERE THE FIRST AVENGER? (2021)

Why stop at presidents? You're missing out on all the other people who aren't your president.

Commenting "Not my president" under tweets about random people

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

I’ve been told that I look like him before

Well, I didn’t know him so I googled and-

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

Im gonna do something cursed

God forgive me for i have sinned

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BILLIE EILISH????

Which one of us???

yes

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had a…face?

Hey, I still have it!

Not for long

W-what

KOH THE FACE STEALER!!!!!???!!

This is just the best interaction on the site

world heritage post

I am, once again, reblogging this wild ride of a post

this is like bohemian rhapsody if it was a tumblr post

that’s it!! I was wondering what this reminded me of and that’s exactly it!

I see this post going around in so many versions and I love them all but I can’t help but to cringe every time I see my typo in the OP 🥲😭😭😭

All right, I’ve run out of patience. Underoos!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 2016 | dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

Ok like 100% guaranteed way to make me laugh is to send me a joke that takes out the superlative/adjective from a phrase that should have one like

it won't fail

one of the jokes ever

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) dir. Jon Watts

And Clarence lives at home with both parents. And Clarence’s parents have a real good marriage.

“retriever plays fetch on ice before NHL game”

(via)

This should always be the pre-game show.

that’s a dog with some experience on ice

that dog skates better than i do