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think about it, the Malfoys children are already leaving hogwarts when Draco and Hermione are pregnant again.

The blame for their current predicament, Hermione decided, lay entirely with her best friend Harry.

It’s not like Draco had wanted a huge celebration for his 40th birthday.

It’s not like Hermione had wanted to go away for a long weekend to Ibiza.

Nor had she wanted to get drunker than she had in her entire life.

“This is what we would have done if we’d been normal teenagers,” Harry had said as they’d stood in the queue for their portkey, half a dozen other couples with them, all just as - if not more so- excited to be getting away from their mundane day to day lives and experiencing the party capital of muggle Europe.

Hermione didn’t remember much else after that.

There was a vague memory of an inflatable pink flamingo.

Lots of yelling in spanish.

And of course - the naked hot tub rendezvous she’d shared with her husband that had involved her spread out over the decking as he’d licked and sucked and fingered her to three orgasms before he’d slipped her into his lap and made lazy slow love to her for more than an hour.

It had been heaven.

It would have been better though, if two weeks later, the morning before their eldest children were due to step off the Hogwarts express as newly graduated seventh years, Hermione hadn’t woken up for the fourth morning in a row to her stomach screaming at her and hurtling her towards the bathroom at record speed. A quick wave of Draco’s wand as he’d stood over her, his hand wrapped in her curls to keep them from her face as she hurled over the toilet bowl confirmed their worst fears.

Pregnant.

At their age.

They would have to begin all over again. Right at the time when they were supposed to be taking a break from work and taking a year out to travel without having to worry about Scorpius and Lyra they were instead about to be thrust back into a world of nappies, 3am feeds and screaming infants.

Hermione wanted to cry. In Fact she did -  a lot. And when she saw her best friend the next day at the platform as they waited for their children to step off the train she immediately marched right up to him and whacked him in the arm. The action didn’t seem to startle him though because he looked as shell shocked as Draco had the day before and immediately she was worried.

She’d only seen that look on his face a handful of times in her life - and none of the previous occasions had been good.

“Harry,” she murmured quietly, wrapping one arm around his shoulder and angling them so that nobody other than Draco and Pansy, Harry’s wife, could hear them. “What’s wrong?”

Her best friend suddenly realised who was manoeuvring him and his eyes snapped to meet hers even as his mouth continued to gape like a fish. “Harry,” she gently cajoled, “what wron-”

“Pansy’s pregnant!”

Hermione would deny it till the day she died, no matter what Draco swore he’d seen, but her lips twitched into a smirk worthy of her husband and she flicked her eyes in Pansy’s direction to see the woman smirking at her over Harry’s shoulder and she grinned.

“Congratulations,” she smirked, hooking her arm through his and turning them to watch the train pull in and their adult children step off it.

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I've had this idea niggling away in my head of Narcissa meeting Hermione as Draco's gf for the first time, either by walking in on them or by catching Hermione sneaking out early and inviting her to stay for breakfast. Think it's something you'd like to drabble??

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Okay! Here you go! This is an unbeta’d Drabble, but here is Narcissa catching Hermione! I hope you like it 🥰

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Shoes?

Bag?

Check.

Knickers?

Definitely not check.

Hermione grimaced. She’d have to make do without for now. The little lacy piece she’d bought just for last night was tucked in the pocket of Draco’s trousers, and those, unfortunately, were strewn halfway across the room.

She needed to make a quick exit if she wanted to make it to work on time, so rummaging through the pile of his clothing wasn’t an option right now. Perhaps she’d stop by his office at lunch to ask him about returning them discretely.

Because that’s exactly how they needed to be about all this.

Discrete.

Not that it was against the rules, exactly, for Ministry interns in the same cohort to date.

And what they were doing wasn’t dating, by the way.

It was just…

Hermione felt her cheeks heat up as labels floated through her mind.

Friends with benefits.

Fuck buddies.

That’s not what they were either. Not exactly. Hermione couldn’t place exactly where she fell with Draco. At work, they were at each other’s throats in front of the whole office. With side-by-side desks, it was likely that the entire floor had heard their bickering at this point.

But the second they were alone, Draco was, well—sweet. Or at least, less acerbic.

It all started when he’d pushed his pride aside and cornered her after work about six months ago to apologise for some insult he’d thrown at her. Hermione wasn’t sure what made her do it, but one moment they had been exchanging awkward words and the next, she’d surged forward and pinned him against the wall of their empty, after-hours office.

What had followed was a frenzy of secretive snogging sessions during lunch or in broom cupboards, immediately followed by skirt-smoothing and tie-straightening as they pretended nothing had happened at all.

They hadn’t even started sleeping together until two months in.

It was always at her flat, because Draco still lived with his mother.

At first, there had hardly been any communication, save for little verbal cues of, “Yeah, right there,” or “Just like that.”

At first, it had been exactly like the label in Hermione’s mind. Friends with benefits. Fuck buddies.

And then Draco brought her flowers.

It had been out of the blue, last month. He showed up late to her flat, hair mussed, tie loose, a slightly droopy bouquet of tulips clutched in his fist. Hermione put them in water as Draco undressed.

That night, the sex hadn’t been as frantic as it normally was—as hungry.

After, Draco held her.

Later that week, he showed up with more flowers. Red chrysanthemums this time. He held her again.

Hermione’s head buzzed and her chest ached when she thought of what this unspoken arrangement was turning into. And brave as she was, she wasn’t sure she had the nerve to have the necessary conversation with Draco.

What were they, really?

Last night had been Hermione’s first night at the manor. She’d flood directly to Draco’s room, and he’d kept her up half the night, her moans filling the cavernous space.

After, he’d held her again.

Which brought her back to this morning. It wasn’t exactly the noblest thing to do—sneaking out before he woke, but this wasn’t her flat, and she wasn’t prepared to face the prospect of showering at Malfoy Manor or arriving at the Ministry together.

After double checking that she had everything—well, almost everything—Hermione tiptoed from Draco’s room as quietly as she could manage. She’d have used his fireplace, but he had locked it last night and she didn’t know the password.

That meant she had to sneak out of the manor and apparate from the grounds.

The hallways were quiet enough, and Hermione made her way across them and down a flight of stairs without any interruptions. Even the portraits on the walls seemed to be asleep. As she stepped onto the ground floor, the front door came into sight, and she sighed with relief. Just a few moments more and she’d be in the clear.

Hermione tiptoed only three steps when—

“Ah, Miss Granger. Lovely morning, isn’t it?”

Hermione nearly jumped out of her skin. She whipped around to find none other than Narcissa Malfoy standing in a nearby doorway, wearing an elegant silk dressing gown and a full face of makeup.

Though Hermione tried to speak, when she opened her mouth, no sound came out.

“I suspect you must be tired after the long night you had.” Hermione’s face heated up, though Narcissa’s only contained a mild, close-lipped smile. “Come, let’s take breakfast in the solarium.”

“Work!” Hermione blurted before her brain could catch up with her mouth. “I-I’m sorry. I meant to say, I can’t stay. I have, erm, work.”

Narcissa nodded, her expression unchanging. “I see. Well, you’ll have to stop by for tea after work some time. Before Draco takes you out to dinner, of course.”

Hermione furrowed her brow and licked her lips. “I-erm… Draco and I—we don’t do… dinner.”

Narcissa pursed her lips for a moment, but the corners of her mouth twitched.

“I can assure, Miss Granger, that the moment my slightly tactless son builds up the necessary courage, dinner will be in your future if you choose to accept.”

Hermione drew back slightly, frowning. “I don’t—what?”

“Considering he spent over an hour trying to select flowers for you from our garden, I have it on good authority that Draco intends to pursue your affections.”

Hermione was reeling. He had spent an hour picking out those droopy tulips? And the chrysanthemums? She felt her stomach swoop as she remembered the way he held her last night.

Everyone in the office thought they hated each other, but he wanted to pursue her?

Hermione opened her mouth to speak, but before she could make a sound, she heard frantic footfalls coming from upstairs.

Seconds later, an incredibly disheveled Draco barreled onto the landing upstairs, eyes wide with panic.

“Oh, motherfu-“

Before he could finish, both Hermione and Narcissa cut him off at the same time.

Language, Draco.”

Language!”

As the two women turned slowly toward each other, Hermione saw Draco’s eyes widen even more in her peripheral vision. She thought they might pop out of his skull at this point.

Hermione bit back a grin, and it seemed Narcissa was doing the same.

“Tea would be lovely, thank you. I’d love to come over after work.”

“This Wednesday, perhaps?”

“Sounds wonderful. I’ll bring some biscuits.”

As she waved goodbye to Narcissa, she caught Draco’s eye. He was still frozen at the top of the stairs, his mouth ajar in what Hermione could only describe as a look of pure horror.

They’d definitely give the office something to talk about today. Besides, Draco still had to return her knickers.

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Anonymous asked:

Love love love MTM. I'm particularly curious what the general population of Hogwarts view Scorpius, Lyra and Leo while they're students

Thank you so much, nonny!! So... I hope you’re ready to drown in feels. 😭

Even though their mother is a war heroine, they’re bullied for Draco’s history as a Death Eater. Scorp doesn’t have it as bad, since many Slytherins have family who supported Voldy. But it’s an esp. hard adjustment for Lyra and Leo. Many of their housemates treat them like outcasts, saying they should be in Slytherin. 

But Malfoys stick together. Some of Lyra’s tormentors end up in detention 24/7, as Filch always catches them breaking rules— thanks to an anonymous tipster. As for Leo’s... everyone suspects Lyra is the one who made them get attacked by birds and fall flat on their face in the corridor, but no one can prove it. Luckily, by Year 2, most of their classmates respect them.

When all else fails, nothing works better than a hug from your older siblings. Gorgeous art and feels from the lovely @kumatan0720. 😭💖

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Architecture Students Reimagine Harry Potter 

Students of a 12 day course at the Melbourne School of Design were not sorted into houses, but they were assigned Gringotts Bank, Grimmauld Place, the Shrieking Shack and other fan favorites in the Harry Potter universe. their Harry Potter architecture models were laser cut from cardboard (ten house points), hand-modeled (forty house points), constructed in very little time (fifty points), and remind us of the truest magic of all (teamwork).

Students at the Melbourne School of Design had very few spells to work with in order to cast these gorgeously film-accurate 3D models. Students were given 1.0 mm and 0.6 mm boxboard to create their models from. They used trace paper — for windows and diffused lights — and LED lights and motors connected to Arduinos.

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☽ current mood: intimate married dramione ☽

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Of the two of them, Draco’s insomnia is worse.

Since the war, it doesn’t matter if he’s home in his own bed, he barely sleeps and the slightest sound jolts him awake, his hand goes for his wand, and his mind races like he’s seventeen again.

The Dark Lord wants something.

Aunt Bella’s bored and looking for someone to “play with.”

Greyback.

Pettigrew, spying and skulking down the halls and emerging from the walls like the rat he is.

Draco lies in the dark for hours sometimes, listening to the silence, and unable to turn his brain off. So he reads. Anything. Everything. It takes him away, and eventually his mind is quiet enough that he falls asleep.

It’s been years now, and reading every night has become part of life’s landscape.

Currently half the landscape is obscured by curls.

Hermione is lying sidewise on their bed, her head resting on his chest, and her hair is everywhere.

She suffers from insomnia too.

Hers stems from nightmares rather than paranoia. She falls asleep but then jerks violently awake. She curls close to Draco and gradually falls asleep again.

He finds it helps to read aloud to her. Poetry. History. Fiction. Books they’ve read before. Things she already knows.

Draco always keeps Hogwarts: A History on his bedside table. There are certain nights, the worst nights, when she wakes up gripping her left arm and screaming. After she’s calm and breathing slowly, she curls up in his arms and he reads aloud to her, for hours sometimes, until she falls asleep again. On those nights, he’s found that Hogwarts: A History is the only book familiar enough to comfort her.

He’s memorized passages. There are entire pages that he knows by heart. It’s fortunate because the damn thing weighs several pounds. At times he contemplated taking a copy to a printer and having it rebound into individual chapters, but the weight felt like a necessary part of the apology he always feels the need to make.

It’s been almost a year now since she’s needed it.

Tonight, she barely woke. A quick start. “Harry!” Her eyes snapped open. She laid there a moment before rolling closer, resting her head over his heart and looking up at him for a moment before closing her eyes. He began reading aloud, and she was asleep again before he reached the end of the poem. When her breathing grew quiet again, he let his voice slowly fade away.

His hand is nestled against the warm curve of her waist, and her fingers are limply tangled in his shirt. After a few more pages his wrist begins to cramp from holding his book high enough, and the bottom two paragraphs are still hidden by curls anyway.

He sets the book down, and just stares down at her.

As he watches, her eyebrows draw together into a v before her expression relaxes again. She nuzzles her face against his chest, breathing in, and the corner of her mouth twitches into a vague smile.

His eyes trace along her profile, following the slope of her nose; her thick lashes, dark smudges brushing against the arc of her cheekbones; and the curve of her lips. He knows every freckle. He’s memorised every detail of her face. He’d know her blind.

He follows the line of her neck and shoulder and down along her arm. The thin strap of her slip is sliding down off her shoulder.

She entirely relaxed, sprawled across the bed with her head resting on him. His fingers curl possessively against the silk of her slip.

He’s been called spoiled and entitled so many times throughout his life that he’s lost track of them all. Even Hermione has teased him about his disdain for “paperback” books, his insistence upon an eiderdown for their bed, and embroidery detailing on his clothing that nobody will ever notice. He has always been largely immune to such criticism. Draco likes fine things and was raised believing he ought to have them.

But even after years, he’s still awed at being with her.

She is the best of everything. Better than anything he has any right to.

Yet somehow she accepted his apologies and chose to trust him. Kept him company during all those unending nights in eighth year when he barely slept at all. Three years married, and she’s never said a word about the lights at all hours of the night. She stays with him when he lies in bed night after night and trying to find something to quiet his demons enough to sleep.

When he looks at her, everything else fades away.

His fingers curl more securely around her waist, his eyes close, and he dreams of her.

– whatever you want, granger –

I have had this in my head since Valentines Day, but I couldn’t get it to work out properly for the longest time. This is one of my all time favourite pieces of Dramione art, so I had to write a little homage at least.

Draco felt a chill in the pit of his stomach. She was humming.

That was always an unfortunate sign.

To anyone passing it might seem cheerful, but to those who knew Hermione Granger intimately, humming was a warning. Draco immediately moved closer as they reached the street corner, casting a discrete tracing charm on her coat before taking her hand.

She looked up at him, her dark eyes alight. “I’m going to leave the Ministry.”

Draco stared down at her, arching an eyebrow. “Are you?”

She nodded and raised her hand, gesturing forward into the distance. “Yes. I’ve been thinking about it for a while now. I need to stop thinking and just do it. I’m not going to make the difference I want if I just stay where I am now. I need to travel and see things for myself rather than always reading about them.”

Draco tucked her hand securely in the crook of his arm, resting his fingers on top of hers.

“I thought you liked reading,” he said, his voice dry.

She laughed and rolled her eyes. “I do, but there are certain things you can’t get from books. The theory isn’t enough for some things; I need to experience them.”

“Ah.” Draco nodded, but his tone had become muted.

Hermione nodded resolutely to herself, expression steely and determined. “I’m really going to do it. I’m going to quit. I think it’s important that I do. I’ll travel, maybe for years.”

Draco’s stomach plummeted.

“Harry and Ron can’t assume I’ll always be right here to bail them out. I think it’s time.”

There was a hollow, throbbing sensation spreading steadily throughout his chest, but he forced a pained smile. “I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.”

She smiled brightly accompanied by a quick enthusiastic nod. “I will.”

She gave another hum and apparated without warning.

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The first time Draco arrived at Number Twelve Grimmauld Place, while Hermione was getting her coat, Potter pulled him aside.

Draco braced himself for threats of dismemberment, but Potter just said, “Don’t let Hermione get drunk.”

Draco assumed it was some kind of protective warning, that Potter suspected Draco would try to take advantage of her if she were vulnerable and intoxicated.

Draco had no intention of ever cutting any corners. He barely paid attention to the warning and eventually forgot about it entirely after the first few months until an attentive waiter kept their wine glasses full for several hours straight. Hermione gave a loud and abrupt peal of laughter in response to an only mildly humorous joke and it occurred to Draco that she might have had a bit more to drink than usual.

However, she seemed fine. Her speech was unslurred; her eyes attentive and bright, brighter than usual perhaps. Her hands moved more emphatically when she spoke, but she didn’t seem drunk.

Until they were leaving.

She gave a little happy hum and apparated without any warning.

Draco had barely managed to grab hold of her sleeve and nearly splinched himself when they reappeared in an animal shelter. He’d stood by, nauseous and bewildered, as Hermione hurried over and began removing cats from their cages, stuffing them inside her coat.

By the time Draco managed to get her home, they were both holding cats, covered in scratches, and Hermione was crying and kissing a resistant tomcat while talking about how animals just needed someone to love them.

Potter wore the piercing expression of a disappointed parent as he held the door open and Draco dragged her inside.

When Draco had her safely in bed with all her new cats, he tried to explain. Potter snorted and said, “At least she didn’t jump you to Northern Ireland. Ron lost his elbow once chasing her.”

Potter pulled him into the kitchen to help heal the nastier scratches

”I probably should have mentioned. Hermione doesn’t really have impulse control when she’s drunk,” Potter said as he dabbed stinging antiseptic along the side of Draco’s neck.

Draco glared as he clenched his teeth. “It would have been helpful if you had.”

Potter gave a thin smile and spelled the cut closed. “To be fair, I didn’t think you two would last long enough that it mattered.”

Draco looked away.

“Cats are pretty minor, relatively speaking,” Potter said as he poured the stinging liquid across the back of Draco’s hand. “One time, she disappeared so long, Ron and I reported her missing. McGonagall found her in Hogwarts, having an argument with the house-elves. Another time, she robbed Borgin and Burke’s because she wanted to know how a cursed amulet worked. There was also—“ he winced, “—one time she apparated into Downing Street to scold the Prime Minister about a policy decision she didn’t like. It was a mess. Worst birthday I ever had.”

“You and Weasley are both unbelievable,” Draco said, rolling his eyes and standing to leave.

“Just watch out, when she hums, that’s usually the only sign she’s about to apparate.”

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They reappeared in the Kensington Gardens. Draco was gripping Hermione’s hand, stomach roiling violently from the abrupt disapparition as he tried to regain his bearings. He discovered that his cashmere scarf and three buttons on his shirt did not appear to have survived the journey.

It was raining there. A light drizzle misting down on them as they stood in the dark and empty park.

Without releasing her hand, he studied Hermione, trying to determine what she might do next. Slipping her wand away from her would be ideal, but Potter and Weasley had several horror stories about the potential consequences of trying to relieve her of her wand. Drunk Hermione was apparently uninhibited and creative in her choice of defensive hexes.

She simply stood glancing around.

“This is one of my favourite places,” she finally said. ”My dad and I used to come here on Sundays. He used to travel, you know.”

Draco hadn’t known.

Her parents were in Australia, and it was, he had learned, not something she liked to talk about.

“Itchy feet, my mum always said.” The corner of her mouth curved into a wistful smile, and her eyes were far away as though she wasn’t seeing the empty park but something distant and lost in the past. The misting rain was catching in her hair and lashes, and she looked almost ethereal, so effortlessly lovely that Draco couldn’t have turned from her if he’d wanted to.

“When we came here, he always told me stories about all the places he’d been. We had a map at home, marking all the cities he’d visited. I always thought I’d travel after school. Even when I went to Hogwarts, I still planned to have a gap year so I could see the world before I settled down with a job, but—“ she looked down, “I needed an extra year to graduate, and by then, financially things weren’t exactly—

She stopped.

“It wasn’t in the cards anymore,” she finally said.

“I’m sorry.”

“It’s fine,” she said, but she looked down. “It wasn’t the most important thing.”

Her shoulders squared, and she flashed him a brilliant smile. “I get to do it now. It might even be better. I think it could be, doing it when I’m older.”

She tilted her head to the side, eyebrows furrowing. “I never told anyone about traveling. Harry and Ron weren’t really interested when I mentioned it back in school. I’m not sure what everyone will think.”

Draco forced a smile. “I’m sure they’ll be fine. Even if they aren’t, you shouldn’t hold yourself back.”

But he looked away as he said it. His chest felt constricted and hollow at the same time. He squeezed her hand where it was still tucked around his arm and exhaled slowly, trying to ignore the corrosive sense of despair spreading across his chest.

He shouldn’t be surprised. He really shouldn’t. This was the way she was.

Full of plans and ideas for the future, and Draco never felt he had a place in any of them.

She always accounted for Potter and Weasley’s feelings, considered the disapproval of Molly Weasley, and the potential professional consequences or fallout when spinning her castles in the air.

But Draco wasn’t included.

Whatever impulsive plans she happened to be enraptured by, Draco was never factored into them. Not after six months together. Not after a year.

Not after two.

In all the infinite futures she envisioned and told him about, he was a non-element.

As he stood, trying to absorb it, her hand slipped free from his. Before he could reach out, she’d walked a few steps further along the path alone.

He stared wistfully after her. The rain was steadily seeping through his clothing.

“When?” he finally asked.

She stopped and was quiet for a moment before turning back, gnawing thoughtfully on her lip. “Soon. I want to go as soon as I can. I don’t want to keep waiting. I’ll just keep finding reasons to put it off.”

Draco nodded, wondering if he was at least part of that. Maybe there’d been a test at some point he’d unknowingly failed, some threshold he’d never reached.

If he could figure out what it was, he might be able to fix it. If he could pinpoint the ways in which he wasn’t enough. Perhaps she would have gone sooner, but she’d waited because of him.

A two-year delay, and now she’d made her ruling: the world had more to offer than Draco Malfoy did.

He could hardly argue with that.

She was turning away again, eyes dreamy and alight. The rain was falling faster now, hard enough to hear in the quiet of the park.

“Well,” he forced his voice to stay light. “I suppose I have to let you go then.”

She stopped mid-stride and her head jerked as she turned sharply back to stare at him. Her eyes had gone wide.

Draco raised an eyebrow. “What?”

She was silent. Then, after a moment, she inhaled and looked down at her hands, seeming to be at a loss for words for several seconds. “Oh. It’s — it’s just — I thought — I thought you’d want to come with me.”

Draco’s heart skipped a beat and then several more as he stared at her.

“Me?” He finally managed to say.

She was fidgeting with the buttons on her coat. “Yes.”

”You didn’t—mention me,” Draco said.

Hermione looked up.

“I — I just assumed. You always — come. You’re always interested in what I’m doing, so I thought —” She looked down again and exhaled. “Sorry. Of course, you don’t want to. That would be a lot — to leave. I wasn’t even thinking. It was — “ she shook her head sharply and bit her lip, “Sorry. Here I am talking about traveling for years, and you don’t even — Sorry —“

Draco stepped forward, closing the space between them. His hand slid against the side of her neck, slipping beneath her damp hair, fingers curling around the juncture of her neck and shoulder to draw her closer as he stared at her. The droplets of rain had caught in her lashes, glittering like constellations to framed her eyes.

“Of course I’ll go with you,” he said quickly, heart pounding out of his chest. “I’ll go anywhere in the world with you if you want me to.”

“Are you sure? You don’t—“

“Anywhere. Anything,” he said as he pulled her into his arms.

They were standing so close their faces nearly touched. His fingers brushed against the column of her throat until he found the quick, nervous flutter of her pulse where it was hidden beneath her jaw, racing at a tempo that matched his heartbeat.

He could scarcely breathe because he was drowning in her. He dipped his head forward. Her lips against his were like a firestorm, searing enough to burn straight to his soul.

He inhaled against her lips and pulled her closer, kissing her again. “Whatever you want, Granger.”

Excuse me while I sob over here in my corner. This had the exact amount of melancholy that I put into the piece and just like in the drawing Hermione seems to dissipate, despite Draco’s attempt to hold on to her. You even included the delicate touch to her neck 😭

Thank you for not only looking at my art but for actually seeing it 💛

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Hiya, I'm feeling a bit crap today and I wondered if you'd write me a dramione drabble or ficlet. You are so kind offering to cheer people up this way. As you don't seem to have a prompt list could it please include the following lines. H “Why do I get the feeling that you’re about to tell me something I really don’t want to hear?” D "Experience?"

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Sorry for taking a little longer to write your drabble, but here it is.

Genre: Humour, Fluff

Rating: G

Word count: a little over 1k

(PS: Want me to write a drabble to cheer you up? Check my original post and send me a message

Title: We’re fine, don’t worry

It was a leisurely Sunday afternoon in late autumn, with rain clapping against the window and the winds going outside. In Hermione’s opinion, this was the perfect weather to curl up in the comfy armchair in the study and read a few more chapters of the anthology of folk’s tales of the world’s wizarding communities.

It had been a gift from Draco, who had presented it one evening after coming home with the words that he couldn’t wait to read them to their first baby. The joyful grin on his face had made her heart melt a little.

They had barely settled into their life as a married couple when she had discovered that she was pregnant. After everything they’d been through in the War, they both sort of never dared to hope to find love, less so even start their own little family.

But here they were—she was reading in their study, while Draco was working on perfecting the details of a new potion he had developed at work.

Hermione just finished the page, hand stroking over her only slightly protruding belly, when she heard a loud bang immediately followed by a string of expletives and angry hissing.

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Continuing on the shenanigans: Head Girl off to wish her secret Slytherin Head Boy boyfriend good luck with a protection amulet for the game. 

“Will the Head Girl grace the pitch with her presence for today’s match?” The timbre of Malfoy’s cool lilting drawl slid down Hermione’s spine.

She stared determinedly at the book on her lap. “As I have explained many times now, I despise Quidditch. Sitting in the rain, watching people zoom around on broomsticks, risking their lives for the sake of a game is not even remotely enjoyable.”

There was a pause and she glanced up to be greeted by the sight of Malfoy, dressed in his Quidditch uniform, carefully tightening the laces on his dark leather shin-guards.

Her ears grew warm and a small, involuntary shiver slid through her gut. She averted her eyes quickly, determined to resume studying as if there was no one of any interest or consequence currently in the room with her. There was a low sigh and she watched from the corner of her eye as Malfoy stood and started towards the door before pausing in front of her

“You always came when Potter and Weasley played,” he said in a low voice.

Hermione could feel his eyes on her, and she began rereading the page in front of her for the eighth time. “Yes, well—“ she choked slightly, “—they were my friends. I was worried they might get killed.”

There was a deafening silence.

“Right,” Malfoy finally said in a clipped voice. “I’ll see you for rounds tonight then. Assuming I haven’t died.”

He stalked across the room, and Hermione heard the portrait hole slam.

She sat frozen for several seconds, gripping her book and replaying the conversation carefully to the end.

Oh.

“Bugger,” she said, picking up the heavy Charms textbook and slamming it against her forehead.

She dropped it on the table and bolted to her room, pulling out half the contents of her trunk before she found what she was looking for.

She had to run out of the Head common room and halfway through the castle before she finally caught sight of Malfoy’s blond head.

“Malfoy!”

He paused and waited for her to catch up, a hard, irritated expression on his face. He started pulling his Quidditch gauntlets on as she approached.

“I really don’t like Quidditch,” she said when she got close.

“Yes, you said that.” He twisted the leather laces around his fingers and pulled them tight with a sharp jerk.

Her throat tightened and she glanced away. “I always worry when I’m there. First-year, Harry’s broom was cursed, and second-year Dobby jinxed the bludgers, and third-year the dementors made Harry pass out… When I’m at the matches, I can’t stop thinking about the ways things might go wrong—“

“Granger, it’s fine. You don’t need to explain.” She looked up and found that Malfoy was looking visibly uncomfortable.

Hermione shook her head. “No. You were right. I’m Head Girl, I should come. The war’s over. It’s important to encourage inter-house unity.” She forced a bright smile. “I’ll see you at the match.”

She started to turn away, then froze, and her cheeks grew hot as she gripped a little velvet bag in her hand. Without letting herself pause to reconsider, she plunged her hand in and pulled out the amulet, holding it towards Malfoy without looking at him.

“Take this,” she said, staring determinedly away and feeling as though her face might burst into flames. “The runestone is enchanted to protect the wearer from harm and misfortune. You should wear it today because—because if you die without finishing any of last week’s reports, I will hunt you down in the afterlife and drag you back.”

There was a pause, and she thought she might die of embarrassment. Then she felt a quick pulse of magic in her nerves as Malfoy‘s hand closed around the amulet.

The air shifted. Her breath caught nervously in her throat, and she tensed as she felt him step closer.

“I’ll see you at the match then, Granger.”

I don’t know how to stop. This one’s @sansashelby’s fault tho, she planted the idea and I just happen to have no impulse control whatsoever.

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The halls were quiet and largely empty that evening as Hermione did rounds. Everyone was either celebrating or mourning after the day’s quidditch game. It had been pouring rain and windy, and the game had been miserable and barely exciting at all aside from a few minutes when the Seekers had gone after the snitch.

Hermione’s robes had been dripping by the time she returned to the castle. She’d changed, stayed in the Gryffindor common room long enough to be politely sympathetic, and then headed out for rounds.

Malfoy had failed to appear.

Hermione hadn’t been surprised. The moment she saw him zipping upwards, the snitch triumphantly gripped in his left hand, she’d assumed he’d probably skip rounds in favour of celebrating.

She’d waited for a minute outside the Prefect office and then proceeded on alone.

It was probably for the best. If Slytherin had lost the game and he’d shown up, he would have been in an unbearably foul mood.

Hermione intended to get the route over as quickly as possible.

She picked her way carefully through one of the damaged hallways past the old Arithmancy classroom. There were parts of the castle that were still being repaired, they were supposed to be off-limits, but that detail only seemed to attract studens

Hermione held her lit wand aloft, trying not to disturb any of the damaged walls as she checked all the abandoned classrooms and closets.

The hallways were eerily quiet. She hadn’t realised it when on rounds with a partner, usually there were two sets of footsteps and some idle conversation to while away the time or, when it was Malfoy that she was paired with, an oppressively heavy silence punctuated by stilted and awkward commentary.

Honestly. It was a relief to just do rounds alone and be spared having to deal with him.

She hadn’t been disappointed in the slightest that he hadn’t bothered to show up, or hurt that he didn’t have the basic sense of courtesy to at least send a message.

He was probably sitting around the Slytherin Common Room, gloating like an absolute tosser.

He’d better be.

If she caught him out after curfew having a celebratory snog or shag with some tarty Slytherin girl, Hermione was going to do considerably more than deduct points.

She slammed an empty broom closet door closed and continued on.

She didn’t know what had possessed her to give Malfoy her amulet. After all, she certainly didn’t care about what happened to him.

He’d just caught her off-guard because he’d been looming so much when he was getting ready to leave, and she hadn’t meant for it to sound like she didn’t care whether he died. Not that she did care. She didn't—aside from the professional inconvenience and general sense of tragedy that she would experience if anyone died.

She’d feel badly if there was any Head Boy who died, it wasn’t a sentiment she had exclusively in regard to Malfoy.

After all, they were supposed to be demonstrating inter-house relations and the spirit of cooperativeness, so really she’d only been being polite.

But maybe he thought she’d given it to him as a personal gift.

She froze in the middle of the hallway. Maybe he thought she was some soppy little idiot and that if he showed up after winning the match, that she’d jump him and do something tarty.

Her face suddenly felt uncomfortably warm.

Oh god, what if he was avoiding her now? If he was, and she harassed him about his duties or reminded him about office hours, he’d assume it was because she was pining and trying to invent excuses to spend time with him.

Maybe he was in the Slytherin Common Room right now making jokes about her and handing her amulet around so everyone could have a turn making fun of it.

There was an uncomfortable twisting sensation in her chest, and she had to swallow several times before she continued on with her route, head determinedly held high.

He’d said he was going to show up for rounds, so he’d probably skipped them on purpose just to avoid her.

She gripped her wand even tighter.

She’d only been trying to be nice. He was the one who’d acted like it was hurtful that she hadn’t wanted to sit in the rain watching a Quidditch game. She’d wasted hours of her day going, and now he couldn’t even be bothered to do his job in return.

He really was the most monumental arse.

“Granger!”

Malfoy’s enraged voice broke the silence like the crack of a whip. Hermione jumped with such violent surprise that she tripped and nearly knocked over a suit of armor.

She turned to look back, heart pounding, as Malfoy came storming down the hall towards her, his expression black.

He was still in his Quidditch uniform for some unfathomable reason. That detail made Hermione feel even more uncomfortable.

“Why didn’t you wait for me?” he asked once he was close, looking enraged. “I was waiting at the office for fifteen minutes and then when I went to Gryffindor Tower, they said you’d already left “

Hermione blinked several times as she stared at him.

“I thought—I thought you wouldn’t come.”

Malfoy froze and stared. Hermione glanced awkwardly away, her cheeks feeling warm.

“I assumed when you caught the snitch, that you would probably be too busy celebrating the match and wouldn’t come. So I thought I’d just do rounds myself rather than deal with the hassle of finding a different partner at the last minute.”

“I was one minute late.” His tone was scathing.

The tips of Hermione’s ears were burning and she studied her shoes carefully. “Sorry.”

“And—“ his voice was sharp and irritated, “if I’d intended to skip, I would have let you know and assigned a prefect to cover for me. I thought something had happened to you when you never showed up.”

Hermione swallowed and wished the floor would open beneath her.

“Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed,” she said quickly. “Anyway—I’m almost done now. You can just go back, I don’t even need a partner. I’ll write the report for both of us.”

She turned on her heel and hurried away, eager to put as much space as she possibly could between them.

“Granger.”

She halted, gave a resigned sigh and turned reluctantly to face him again, nearly colliding with his chest.

He was much closer than she’d expected.

She choked and fell back slightly.

“Could you—“ she tried to wave him off but instead he proceeded to move even nearer.

She looked up and found the irritated expression had eased and now his grey eyes were disconcertingly intent.

“I’m perfectly capable of finishing rounds on my own,” she said, lifting her chin and wishing he’d go away and stop looming over her all the time.

Instead of saying anything, his face drew even closer, so close that Hermione was cross-eyed trying to see him clearly, and then, before she could tell him to bugger off, one of his hands slid around her waist and his lips captured hers.

Her eyes immediately closed for reasons she could not justify even to herself, and rather than shove him away, she gripped his robes and pulled him close.

Her back collided with a wall, but she only vaguely registered it as her fingers tangled in his hair. His tongue slid past her lips and into her mouth and he groaned and crushed her against his chest.

Heat shot straight through Hermione’s body at the sound and she nearly whimpered. His hands were roaming everywhere, gripping her, squeezing her, twisting through her hair, and sliding his fingers down her throat, as though he were trying to touch every inch of her.

He kept kissing her, his mouth hot, hungry, and unrelenting until Hermione’s lungs were beginning to burn and she was gasping. Her legs started to give out, but Malfoy just pulled her even closer.

Finally, she had to push against his chest in order to make him draw his mouth away, and they both stood slumped against the wall, panting heavily.

One of his hands was still tangled in her hair, and his thigh was pressed between her legs in a way that was very inappropriate but also necessary, because if he moved, Hermione was certain she would probably slide down into a puddle on the floor.

She stood with both hands flat against his chest. She could feel the rapid pounding of his heartbeat under her fingers, and every time he inhaled his pectorals pressed against her palms and she could feel the outline of her runestone amulet under his shirt where it was hanging around his neck. Her own lungs were nearly spasming as she greedily dragged in air and tried to think straight.

His warm breath kept brushing across her face and then, just when she was beginning to collect herself, he kissed her on the forehead and her brain short-circuited treacherously all over again.

His fingers tugged at her curls, and she could smell the rain and sweat and the biting scent of his cologne as he kept standing there, not shifting away in the slightest. His nose kept nuzzling distractingly in her hair, and his other hand was resting on her shoulder almost as though he were just waiting for her to catch her breath so he could resume snogging her.

Hermione kept trying to think of something to say, but everything she could come up with sounded wrong. It really wasn’t an appropriate time to discuss school assignments or the migration patterns of Golden Snidgets. She probably shouldn’t bring up the detentions report that was due Tuesday, and “congratulations on catching the snitch,” seemed fairly off the mark as well.

“So…” was all she finally managed to say.

His fingers slid out of her curls and then he patted her head repeatedly. She realised after a moment that he was trying to smooth her hair down.

”Did you know, ” he said after a minute, his hands running down both sides of her head. He was still panting and his voice was somewhat rasping, ”traditionally, runestone amulets are very personal gifts.”

Hermione looked up sharply at him, her fingers twitching against his chest.

He had stopped smoothing her hair was simply standing, pressed against her, cradling her face in both hands, and studying her face. His grey eyes were glittering slightly.

“They’re kind of gift a witch would only create for a fiancé or husband.” There was an almost grin playing at the corners of Malfoy’s mouth. “Imbuing a runestone with protective magic and gifting it to another person is sharing a piece of yourself and your magic. On account of that, gifting and wearing them is regarded as extremely—“ he paused for a moment, his eyes growing visibly dark, “—intimate.”

Hermione stared at him, speechless.

The books had mentioned that protective runestones weren’t common and shouldn’t be crafted without serious commitment, but Hermione had assumed they were referring to commitment to the craft, not commitment to the recipient.

She opened her mouth but no sound came out.

Malfoy was looking obscenely smug.

“I assumed you were most likely unaware, and not intending it as a proposal.”

Hermione felt as though her face might spontaneously combust. She had never felt so embarrassed in her entire life.

Malfoy nodded but rather than step away or laugh, he shifted himself closer, moulding their bodies together. His head dipped closer.

“Right, Well, now that you know,” his lips were almost touching hers, and she could feel the shape of every word as the air brushed against her mouth, “I hope you understand why I’ll be extremely pissed off if you ever give one to anyone else.”

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My hands slipped

I only wrote for part one. I’ll get to part two tomorrow. Sorry, love.

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”Just relax.”

“I’m trying.”

“You’re literally trembling. You’re speaking in twenty minutes. What kind of Gryffindor has stage fright?”

Hermione’s jaw clenched visibly. “Pointing it out really isn’t helping.”

Draco pressed his hand against the small of her back, caressing her bare skin where the dress cut away. He leaned closer until he could smell the biting floral scent of her shampoo. “You’ll be fine. Just imagine the audience is naked.”

Hermione’s lips pursed and her eyes fluttered closed as she winced. “That mental image is actually incredibly unhelpful.”

Draco gave a low laugh, and his fingers played along the base of her spine and discretely up to massage her shoulders. Her skin was warm and soft, and discernibly trembling.

“Do you have a calming draught?” he asked after a back rub failed to relax her.

“I already took it,” she said in a stiff voice, sitting even more rigidly.

Draco glanced at her from the corner of his eye. If she started shaking any harder, her hair was going to begin moving.

“Let’s step out for a minute,” he said.

Ok, it took me longer than a day because this somehow ended up being 2.5k words long and I have no excuse. I really don’t know how it happened, even now.

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Draco was fucked.

He knew he was fucked, he just wasn’t sure how.

Hermione was being suspiciously quiet and demure. Which were two qualities that she, blessedly, did not possess on a regular basis.

Generally speaking, Hermione Granger was of the definitively forthright nature; honest, righteous, upfront, and all the other things indicative of strong moral fiber. Traits the Draco did not possess, and never intended to.

What he did possess was a keenly honed sense of self-preservation, one which had rarely failed him since reaching adulthood. At the moment it was telling him that he was fucked.

Hermione was only quiet and cooperative when she was scheming. It was one of the many endearing things about her; her honesty managed to shine through even when she was plotting vengeance. Unfortunately, despite the tell, she always managed to come at things in a manner sideways enough that knowing that vengeance was coming didn’t necessarily allow Draco to evade it.

She also almost always managed to have a meticulous array of backup schemes lined up to make up for any he thwarted.

Draco knew he was fucked and, in the meanwhile, he was left to dread it by being saddled with an eerily sweet and cooperative Hermione.

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Role Models Challenge

A couple of weeks ago, @elithien​ posted a stunning, mildly nsfw Dramione art. The purity police reported her on tumblr, and as any good fandom would, we fought back with porn. 😎

This is a master list for Role Models, a collection of smutty fics inspired by her art. A huge thanks to our talented contributors for showing the pearl clutchers that we stand behind our artists and adult content. Enjoy!! 💕

Bet by @dramionesteamship​. Hermione and Draco rise to the occasion when challenged by his friends. 😏 A cheeky, hot, and fun read!

Castles and Curfews by @aneiria-writes​. Feminist, smash the patriarchy Draco is divine in this fic– I 1000% don’t blame Hermione for dropping her panties for him. 😂 Girl, same. 

Cool Hand, Granger by @pacific-rimbaud​. This author is my new obsession.  It’s so easy to get lost in her writing– this fic is a perfect example. It’s not only criminally hot, it’s hilarious and endearing and hits you right in the feels. 😍

Midnight surprise 💋💚

(Special thanks to @lithelies​ for helping me with Draco’s suit) 

Draco had an unreasonable preference for the color green. His Slytherin loyalties ran deep, disturbingly so, Hermione sometimes thought. This fact felt especially salient when he couldn’t seem to resist commenting on her choice of red nail lacquer as if representing her own house in such a way was a silly and juvenile endeavor. She could have throttled him then and there.
And the irony of such an opinion was utterly lost on him. Sometimes Hermione wondered if he was even aware of his own bias at all, or if it was some kind of subconscious conditioning drilled into the minds of impressionable first years amidst a backdrop of green-tinged lake water, moss-colored algae growing on dungeon stone slabs, and offensively emerald common room furniture designed to drive appreciation for the rest of the color spectrum out of a young Slytherin’s mind.
All this was to say, it made the man predictable. 
So on the heels of a work week that left Draco increasingly agitated at the end of each day, enough so that the comment about her nail lacquer nearly drove Hermione to an Unforgivable, she opted for a straight shot to his libido in an effort to level his mood: his preferred color palette.
She bade him farewell as he left for a client dinner in Diagon Alley, the type of wining and dining and schmoozing that his pureblood sensibilities had groomed him for. And even rife with frustration over a long week he wanted to end, he nevertheless managed to look every bit the part of a savvy businessman in his dark three piece suit. His ability to look so good, even exhausted and overworked, would have annoyed Hermione if she didn’t directly benefit from it.
No more than three hours, he’d insisted. And Hermione took that commitment as fact, both owing to his near inhuman punctuality and his complete disinterest in the event as a whole.
She took the first two hours to read, enjoying the pleasantness of an evening to herself with a glass of wine and a book, rarity in her married life. In the third hour, she selected her weapons by way of lingerie. If one ever needed incontrovertible evidence of Draco’s green-leaning proclivities, one need look no further than Hermione’s drawer of unmentionables. From her bras to her knickers to her sexy little bodysuits reserved for special occasions such as the evening ahead of her, it was clear that the man she bought her pretty underthings for had a favorite color.
She slipped on a deep green bodysuit with a dangerously low vee cut down the back and allowed herself a fluttering moment of excitement. She might have come up with her plans for seduction as a solution to her husband’s week-long agitation, but as the third hour of his dinner wound to a close, her careful planning bled into indistinct desire. She wanted her husband, simple as that.
But the third hour came and went with such surprise that Hermione didn’t even have it in her to feel frustrated. If his dinner ran beyond his personal deadline he would certainly be more upset about it than she was. So she lounged on the bed with her book, feeling salacious and on display, waiting for his return. At the passage of the fifth hour, nearing midnight, Hermione resisted her own impulse towards annoyance, knowing his would be worse. At this point her biggest enemy wasn’t irritation, it was exhaustion.
A few minutes after midnight she heard the distinct pop of Draco’s apparation in the other room. At an almost comical volume, the enormous breathe he heaved floated through the hallway and into the bedroom where Hermione now stood, ready to impress.
“Hermione?” he asked. Gods, even his voice sounded haggard.
“In the bedroom,” she called, propping a hand on her hip as she waited for him to appear.
And when he did, one hand raking through his hair and a look of pure fatigue on his face, he froze. The hand in his blond locks dropped and his mouth slipped open as his gaze dragged a tactile path across every inch of Hermione’s skin, exposed or otherwise. He settled a hand in his pocket, appraising her as a smile stretched across his face. 
“Fuck me,” he breathed, the words crawling directly beneath Hermione’s skin and igniting rivulets of desire in her veins. The hand that had been in his hair found its way to his tie, already loosening it as he stood, staring. Any trace of the effects of his long week dissipated in the crackle of want behind his eyes. 
Hermione smiled, feeling bold, feeling beautiful.
“That’s the plan, darling,” she said. “I’ve worn your favorite color and everything.”
He chuckled, closing the distance between them, backing her up and caging her against the foot of the bed in the time it took her to blink and wrap her arms around his shoulders.
“Don’t you know?” he said into her neck, lips already doing the damage she’d hoped for. “Any color is my favorite when it’s on you.”  

Took a break from my WIP…then suddenly this happened. xD Thanks @kumatan0720 for making a thing that made me want to make a thing <3