Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?
This one shall do nicely.
Been thinking alot about deathpreg lately
It's the last sentence that makes this one of the funniest drils of all time
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.
ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website
REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE
REBLOGGING, THIS IS AWESOME FOR TTRPG GAMEMASTERS TOO
Reblog to save a writer's life,,,,
Customer: MY NAME. DMV: ROD CAN BE ANOTHER WORD FOR PENIS Verdict: ACCEPTED
penis plate accepted
Somebody please archive these in case YouTube takes them down
Don't worry, someone on Reddit has downloaded them all and will upload them to the Internet Archive later
The uploader apparently has a lot more of these, and is taking requests for more in the comments, so if anyone has anyone they want to see shoot 'em a line
can we stop making homoerotic disco elysium fanart for a bit. i think it’s messed up that harrier du bois is getting more action than me
staff liked this one so much they gave me a sponsorship
Hi folks. There seems to be a lot of confusion about what we as fans can and can't do with the striking happening. So I made a flowchart.
Let me make this SUPER DUPER EXTRA CLEAR. Unless an AMPTP studio reaches out and says "We would like to give you X (money/swag/whatever) to create content for us" (that would include writing or acting in anyway on your part) you will NOT be crossing a picket line.
Cosplay, fanart, fanfic, going feral, sharing marketing posts, watching your favorite show, getting your friends to watch your favorite show, etc does not count.
It is ONLY scabbing if you are getting REIMBURSED by the STUDIO.
Please take this flowchart, repost it, spread it everywhere!
The studios benefit from us being confused. The studios benefit from us not promoting and not watching and cancelling our subscriptions. The unions, the actors, the writers, they all benefit from us promoting in their absence, they get paid when we watch the shows, we bolster their argument when we boost the shows numbers. If we make the media popular and successful the studios have to meet the writers and actors at the table, and the writers and actors will be in the position of power.
Customer: PURPLE 24 FOR #24 ON THE VIKINGS FOOTBALL TEAM DMV: PURPLE AS IN WEED Verdict: DENIED
isnt barwho heimer that song they sing in whoville for christmas
“Caramelldansen” with every second beat removed
imagine if this post was the only thing left to signify humanity was ever here
In light of staff being dickheads in the effort to increase hellsite revenue, some users have proposed a compromise in the form of voluntary donations (crabs)









