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much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation
gun is a beautiful mother animal and it gives birth to baby bullets who are so fast and small and strong
Do this tomorrow.
The best time to destroy a golf course was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!
Gamer moment
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true gamers are equal opportunity haters
I used an enby pride flag in league (which gives you a little flag trail behind your character) and someone said to me:
"What are your pronouns so I can insult you properly"
americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana
This is just The Magnus Institute.
Nope.
They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.
I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.
Fact-checking is your friend.
It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice
an orangutan traveling at non-euclidean speeds erupts from the aether to clothesline you into another dimension
god im trying so hard to decipher that last addition and im coming up empty
what’s not clicking
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why does this film imply that you can simply build up an immunity to getting concussions through hard work and determination
Idk what film you're talking about but I think we should add this to the bike helmet discourse
the film is the 36th chamber of shaolin (1978), where students have to practice hitting their heads very hard against solid objects, and if you fall over at any point the teacher touches you patronizingly on the cheek with a fake hand on the end of a really long pole for some reason. using this technique we can free ourselves of the tyranny of Big Helmet forever i’m sure of it
Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.
When you make pilgrimage to IKEA to buy the shark that's a bla-hajj
My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all
