ignore the fucked up emoji please
I'm sorry but the fucked up emoji is really hard to ignore
Got to see Bastille live tonight. Losing my mind still. Set list was immaculate. Played my two fave songs. Losing my miiiiiiind y’all
whitney's miltank to my delicate, unsuspecting chikorita:
Yall asking "Why do you still have a Chikorita by the 3rd gym" as if the bug and flying type gyms preceeding whitney weren't traumatizing enough for my baby girl 🙄
born too late 2 be a pirate captain's whorish cabin boy. born too early to 2 be a post-apocalyptic warlords chained up lap boy. why live
i kno where my talents lie
Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.
captain-price-officially
Ah yes, the ol “B-17 survivorship bias” lesson
Okay but this is a hilarious explanation
Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing
It's June 1. It's time.
Go be gay.
