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mmm salmons and berries

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Artists should be scared

this fruit is so good i wish i could give every farmer in Peru 100 thousand dollars

i don't understand how one can be both a billionaire and a human because i would eat an average quality mango and be like "call my financial advisor I have to bestow a gift upon every mango grower on Earth."

she's so pretty i wanna cut fruits for her and then feed her

Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

tw: old man

“𝒲𝑒’𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅 𝒾𝓈𝓃’𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓎, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒’𝓈 𝓃𝑜 𝒹𝑜𝓊𝒷𝓉 𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 𝒻𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝑜𝓇.”

𝒞𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

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You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

Mother cats pretending to be scared of their pouncing babies is something I never tire of.

boing!

I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

It's a horse girl movie but they both think the other is the horse

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

trying to find more songs for the playlist like a hunter and gatherer

every now and then i remember that an actual real quote from the raven cycle is piper greenmantle saying “go be short somewhere else” to blue sargent.

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

“I’ve been trying to go home my whole life - ” - Chelsea Dingman, from ‘Psychogeography’, published in The Los Angeles Review

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?