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sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is
the notes are so right. You don't bother to check every egg until the day one is cracked.
"connect your contacts so you can find people you know in our app" what if i flayed myself in front of you
It’s rotten work but only if it’s you. When I do it for other people it’s fine, enjoyable even.
alt version of he would not fucking say that. they would not fucking have kids
This is good advice, but also why this picture?
It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking
“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years
in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action
as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body
now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.
here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?
the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.
fin
unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll
fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson