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feeling fish emotions today

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

You recently moved to the countryside. Your child was playing in the woods, and came back with a large green egg you thought was plastic, so you agreed they could keep it if no one claimed it. Your kid said it was a gift. You thought nothing of it. Then the egg hatched.

Cassowary

This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be

right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue

“And you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called “gay frogs”, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money”

“Tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout dang ‘ol critical gender theory man, ‘s all a construct, talkin’ ‘bout man’s man and real woman but I tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout when the lights are off we all just dang ‘ol people man”

"Well I think she’s a real classy lady."

Not to be that guy but this is already canon. At the beginning of an episode Hank refers to a trans bank teller as "in between genders" but after a whole ordeal of him accidentally receiving a driver's licence that says he's female and everyone treating him like a woman for pretty much a whole episode, he approaches the bank teller once again and refers to her as "ma'am"

Hank Hill is canonically a trans ally after being misgensered himself

David Byrne

Stop Making Sense

Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination

pretty cool trick: i dont pass yet but my wife does and i love her so much

these 2 have a lot of varying depictions but barry is supposed to look like a fat tom arnold and lup is a transfemme elf with curly hair so these are EXTREMELY ACCURATE

these comparisons are delightful we were wheezing at all of them we are so shaped aren't we!!!! transitioned into cartoons fr fr

this is a top 10 image in my book

I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

Here's your periodic reminder of why it's so important not to buy any Harry Potter merch or watch anything JKR profits from.

It isn't about cancelling problematic media, idgaf. We're capable of reading books we already own with a critical eye.

It's about not giving more power to someone who is using it to materially harm our community.

Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.

« YOU NEED SOME MONEY FAW DA BOOK ?? » 😩😩😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤🤤

@amtrak-official

Rating: NOT CUTE

Please don't do this, it seriously hurts the train, it could also hurt a passenger because it could lead to them sticking their arm our the window

If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

crossdressing gets you closer to god

New reaction pic for y'all to be used when you get into an argument about trans healthcare and your opponent starts talking about the 0.8% or whatever of trans people who regret transitioning

the dubious philosophy of salmon

the number of people who have looked at this is officially too large a number

This will never stop being unspeakably beautiful or moving me to tears.

‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

Me:

This is horrifyingly true.

If you get a captcha asking you to identify the tents or the RV's, request a new captcha. Stop snitching now includes making sure you're logging in online ethically I guess?