I’m a Merlin wizard who experiences time backwards, and I blocked you because you sent me an angry message asking me why I blocked you.
Sometimes I want to make an Informative Post about how to recognize when someone is experiencing psychosis, but stop, because I am worried that shitheads will use this information in shithead ways. Does the damage done by shitheads reading my posts outweigh any positive effect that they might have? Impossible to measure.
Every time the People Get Unblocked Glitch happens to a bot that sent me an ask, the New Ask Notification comes back
Ow
Have I already made the bad post about my Raynaudism Of The Nipple Treatment Invention?
EDIT: I only posted about one of them. There are four.
* Microwave Heating Pad Pasties - self-explanatory. I have not attempted to create this one, because the script for the resulting ER visit I'm imagining looks like a B-plot in an episode of "Scrubs," but I will nonetheless be submitting a patent application.
* Microwave Eye Compress + Bra - heat up the eye compress and place in bra instead of on eyes. Doesn't work very well, plus I only have one eye compress and it's difficult to wash.
* Electric Heating Pad + Nursing Sling - place heating pad in nursing sling so it stays on my boobs in much the manner of a baby. This feels like someone's fetish, but it does work; however, the sling's elasticity is slowly giving out, so it works less well each time. Applying pressure seems to be important here.
* Electric Heating Pad + Overbust Corset - as-yet theoretical refinement upon the above. Considerations: comical ER visit likelihood? Do they make corsets with Guy Fieri-type flame patterns? What would buying such a corset do to me, spiritually and physically? Will a JtHM tattoo emerge like a stigmata
Anyone know the current easiest way to feed an image-generating neural network an image and a text prompt like "re-draw this Achewood panel in the style of an 80s shoujo manga". Or "re-draw this image in the style of this image" (feed it two images)
If you send me on an evening driving-related errand, stop answering the phone mid-way through, ignore all text messages, and then call again to deliver further time-sensitive instructions AFTER I'm home and in bed... I'm stealing something out of your driveway.
We need to re-implement Microsoft Bob as an Android launcher environment. The world is ready for it now.
Dupe Cat never became a puffball like his brother that he hated, but he does shed enough to produce one new cat per month.
Bu Cat marches regally down the stairs, one firm "mwurr!" per step to announce his descent, with a short silence followed by final decisive "mwurr-urr!" as he jumps into the chair with me.
"Purrrrrr"
Dad, abruptly yelling from the other room: Marsha! Cup of coffee! I'm thinking about coffee!
Mom: i'm sure you are
Dad: Coffee! My wife could bring me a cup of coffee!
Mom: i'm sure she *could*
Dad: I'll stay married to you if you'll bring me a cup of coffee!
Mom: is that a threat

