i bet you can’t kiss me bro. i bet you fucking can’t. no dude it’s impossible i dare you to try it. you can’t do it bro i bet you can’t 

updating my about page

youve heard of "top of the morning" now get ready for

bottom of the night

vers of the afternoon

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

Bye

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

me as a crab, lobster or scorpion: *snip*!!!

me thinking about the continuous progression of time

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

5 Stars

if you see a frog, thank them