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howdy dudes

@snakesarefemme

avi. 18. why are so many of you following me, all I do is reblog my whole dashboard. im gay. i never tag anything but if you need me to just let me know and i will. follows back from my inactive art blog.

baseball players will hit a ball really far and then go back to the dugout so their teammates can smack their ass and rub their nuts and suck them off then fuck their butt a little bit too. and its straight/heterosexual of them to do it

Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough

BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’

It's simply amazing what Worthi has done for the coolness of clowns, the season finale of bigtopburger was simple amazing and I had to do my own take on a Worthi inspired clown!

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I wonder if in Bigtop Burger, Steve's kind abides by something similar to the irl Clown Code of Ethics: only for them, it's actually law. Which would explain why messing up in Cats was worthy of banishment.

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actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat

people from the us trying to think up analogy: "this is just like if mcdonald hamburger"

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never disrespect my mcdonald hamburger ever again do you know how many rock and roll disk i had to sacrifice to get this thing

I mean I had theories about bigtop burger, sure, but an alien clown getting banished from his homeworld because he got stage fright during a ritual production of the musical cats, (by getting shot out of a cannon,) and slingshotting into the path of earth and killing the dinosaurs on his way to the core of the planet, was not on my radar for some reason

generational difference between people who learnt the word kin on tiktok and think it is a fun way of saying u identify somewhat with a character VS people who learnt the word kin on tumblr where people would threaten each other about kin lists because they genuinely believed they were a manifested reincarnation of karkat homestuck

genuinely people would have tiered lists of kins, from it's okay to follow me if you kin this, to never interact w me if any of your mutuals are kin w this because this is literally me

people were kinblocking like it was the beaches of fucking normandy

generational difference between people who learned about kin through Tumblr and people who know what the "other than" in "otherkin" is