ЯoboKop by Gerald Parel
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What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.
mabinogi (lmao) and animal crossing city folk forums
this game is so much of why i wanted to create things as a kid. i cannot believe it’s still up and running in 2023
anyways here’s my dude and cute boar
Whyville
Warren Ellis’ Whitechapel.
joan jett (2000-2006). you agree.
The most erotically powerful woman in the Modern Age
Anonymous asked:
I know you're literally a horoscope blog but do you actually believe in astrology
The positions of stars and planets do not have any measurable effect on our daily lives. They are inanimate objects. Yet, humanity has found the sky so wondrous and captivating that we have spent thousands of years telling stories about them. It is the nature of stories that they tend to influence how people think and feel and act. Humanity has defined the magic of the night sky, and is thus defined by the night sky in turn. Which is to say: Astrology is only real when its funny.
new theory: the Baleful Observer Theory
What is the theory
By observing the night sky for centuries dinosaurs killed all alien life within our localized galaxy by changing particles when looking up.
Humans have been successfully defeating all photon-based life forms by complete accident since invention of the telescope.
Earth is a planet that kills you if you get near it because something you don’t understand observes you and changes you in a way neither party can perceive.
This is due to quantum entanglement and makes perfect sense. Baleful Observer Theory: True
the end of there year is nearly there. so here’s a bit of a retrospective on my 2022 line works.
Anonymous asked:
Why am I (ex-Catholic) doome to hell but my boyfriend (Jewish) isn't? seriously!!!!!
Judaism: 1
Christianity: 0
Can't get doomed to hell if you ain't got no hell
We aint got no Hell, neither. The Boss never said anything about it.
My worst quality is that I'll say yes to shit even if I don't want to do it just in case the story will be funny later. This has resulted in some of the best nights in my life, as well as some absolutely god awful sex.
The reason nobody wants to unicorn for you and your weird boyfriend is that both of you are bad at sex.
We make fun of unicorn hunters for being like, a really hot girl and a kinda strange looking guy. But I can say from experience that sometimes the guy seems nice and the girl has the most rancid, toxic, arsenic vibes possible.
Sexuality: committed to the bit
Bitsexual
That's why you gotta navigate that space in constant suspicion.
"A Unicorn? No way, bro-dawg. You see the girl I pulled by being a repulsive weirdo? Lightning aint gonna strike twice. This is entrapment.'
Anonymous asked:
Since you mentioned transhumanism, what's your take on LessWrong? I once talked to the guy in charge of that forum, and he struck me as a person deeply, profoundly afraid of death, desperate for technology to save him from it (not only in an ideological but personal level). Apologies for oversharing, but it's something that still strikes to me years later.
I haven't done a Deep Dive into them or anything, but it gives me early 4chan "this is all fun and games until it's suddenly not" vibes.
This is very important.
CHAG SAMEACH MOTHERFUCKERS BUBBE IS BACK IN THE KITCHEN
This is the Hanukah dinner that produced the drink I was just served
That may be the best looking matzo ball soup I've ever seen.
Its incredibly easy to achieve! Follow the basic instructions on any box of matzah Ball soup mix (make sure its not just the soup mix and includes stuff for making the balls too!!) BUT with extra special steps:
Dice up a yellow onion and cook that in oil until the onions are translucent
Throw in as many cloves of garlic minced as your heart desires and after a minute throw in chopped carrots and celery and cook until it feels right
Pour in your water and the soup mix, add any other spices you want at this time (I added fresh parsley thyme and dill along with black pepper and some chicken bouillon)
Once its at a boil, before you add your matzah balls dump the contents of 1 shredded rotesserie chicken in
(Side note, to give your matzah balls some oomph i recommend spicing the mix up with whatever mix of spices you want)
Cook according to the box's instructions and you're all set!
