crowley
babe wake up ineffable divorce angle 2 electric boogaloo just dropped
Headcanon that when shit hits the fan and Aziraphale needs to get OUT of Heaven, he can't use the globe because he's done that before, and he can't escape down the elevator because Gabriel did that before and Metatron is watching and won't let Aziraphale leave, so the Supreme Archangel of all Heaven jumps out the main window, aims himself for London, and falls into the waters of St. James's park where a certain heartbroken demon has never been so happy to see an angel fall from heaven
what if the only way for him to get out of heaven is to fall. like actually Fall. like become a demon. the very thing he was afraid of once he started questioning heaven after job.
doctor cuddy could do or say anything and i’d agree immediately
evil greg house:
david tennant literally makes me SCREAM he’s so . i’m blushing as i type this
hello everybody please settle down i have an announcement to make.
her
that is all, thank you.
whats the worst that i can say things are better if i stay etc etc
good omens season 3 episode 1 fade in. int crowley apartment day. crowley enters his flat, which is absolutely trashed by shax. somehow there are pipes sticking out everywhere and you can see the several holes in the wall from where she tried to mount a tv. he turns a corner and the only thing not absolutely destroyed is the angel and demon fucking statue from season 1 which is in pristine untouched condition. crowley walks over to it, and gives it only a moments thought before he takes a finger and pushes it over, where it smashes onto the floor into a million pieces. end cold open
catching up on the jivorce as someone who hasn't watched spn since 2021 is INSANE
i don't care if it "doesn't fit the plot" or "is unnecessary." i want crowley and aziraphale to do drunk karaoke after they make up in season 3.
i’m considering disobedience ha ha i bet you’re considering other things too gay boy
crowley @ aziraphale before the fall
i love that richard siken is just chilling and having fun interacting with his fans on twitter while neilman is fighting for his fucking life everyday on tumblr
I LOVE ONE (1) POETRY MAN
hold on a second man hold on a second—
Source: twitter.com
'Crowley was so brave to make his confession' yeah yeah granted but, the thing is, Aziraphale was so brave to say "our car"
@lord-ozymandias you can't just leave this absolute gem in the comments
if crowley was a cat he would most definitely be orange
both him and orange cats OOZE pure chaotic energy
nobody can convince me otherwise
Mr. Fell has just been telling me how much he's looking forward to hosting our monthly street association get-together.
GOOD OMENS - "The Clue" (2.02) requested by @procrastinating-about-life
Jealous Crowley bonus: