everything in transit

why do they even make movies without gay sex....

Captain America: The Winter Soldier // The Falcon and The Winter Soldier

And this one is for the champions

[Image Description: A stylized painting of Lil Nas X from his Music Video for “Industry Baby”. It’s a headshot on a rough green-and-white background. He’s wearing a hot pink prison jumpsuit over a white t-shirt. His eyes are closed and he’s singing into a prison telephone. End Image Description]

In case you writers ever wondered. Made by Carrie Patrick on Facebook.

The object comparisons are things of an equivalent weight, not things you can cut with the swords. Just saying so to preemptively stop cursed comments.

bumper sticker

1977 rowlf puppet

i felt, inspired

i bet on crazy frogs

Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.

important discovery

i wish we could scale images on our posts and move them around like microsoft word

like i wish i could just

if you ever drink too much water you can just eat a box of raisins and the raisins will absorb it and turn into grapes. but now you have a problem of too many grapes in your body. so you have to eat silica gel to dehydrate the graoes again

As a Scottish person living in England I feel this on a personal level, when people say shit like “well it’s not the genuine asylum seekers I’m bothered by, it’s the people who just move here to get a better job and take advantage of our welfare system” and I’m like “Mate, I literally moved 500 miles south to a different country just to get a better job and better weather, if you’re going to hate on anyone for that hate on me.” 

Then they try to back-track and say things like “Well you already speak perfect English so it’s fine” and I’m like “My grandma didn’t speak very good English when my grandparents settled in the UK from Finland, what are you trying to say?” 

And they’re like “Well I’m sure you’re grandparents had useful jobs and weren’t just sponging off the system.” like… nah, my grandma mended clothes and my grandad sold garden sheds, they weren’t exactly brain surgeons 

“But they…” just admit it, it’s not white immigrants that bother you, I doubt Americans go on marches protesting the Canadian undergrad students who overstay their visas or all the germans and scandinavians who just rocked up in the Midwest one day and decided to call it their own.

This was how I finally started to understand white privilege. 

I just think it's important that Tumblr knows a man is cosplaying as the Ever Given and is blocking doorways at Dragon Con 2021.

Here is a screenshot of the post he made that the DC Instagram page shared:

Sir, you are my hero.

Ive had this saved in my phone since April

One time I was in a meeting, and the girl next to me kept rocking in her chair really slowly and making some strange and almost uncomfortable-sounding noises under her breath, and I asked, “Are you okay? What are you doing?” and she said, “The seam where these pants are sewn together is in the perfect spot,” and I was just like, “Oh. Okay,” and went right back to listening to the dude at the head of the table talk about finances.

This post is a classic case of a one two punch

i actually really love it when only children are like what the fuck hitting your sibling is so fucked up.... Like no actually it's scientifically proven that a chemical is released in your brain when you hit your brother with a broom for no reason that bonds you for life

I dont get it I have three younger sisters & I dont understand how any of us hitting each other would be positive whatsoever. we dont do that

that's fun for you, me and my brother once fell through a window while we were wrestling