Once my boyfriend told me: "You're not a burden. A burden is something you're forced to carry against your will. I freely choose to be a part of your life and that means you aren't a burden to me." I'm passing it on in case some of you need to be reminded of that.
remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said
this could work. we never tried it
me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord
Coca Cola preemptively changes tagline to "There's Nothing Wrong With Coca Cola"
ruin the lives of everyone around you and then die
How do we get a season 3
Watch Season 2. And get everyone you know to watch Season 2. Spread the trailer around. Have watching parties. Think of yourselves as yoghurt starter with the aim of turning everyone else you know into yoghurt as well.
truly can’t believe the entire internet used to be about playing little games. it was about having adobe flash and playing little games on nick.com
Youth employment.... you mean child labor.
this healthline article is about to make me fucking lose it
made a new comic of my mc alice’s lore with sebastian and ominis ofc💖
Adorable 😭😭
Mio Hashimoto ( contemporary Japanese sculptor, b. 1980)
Perfection. The softness. In its eyes.
Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
rehearsing
happy too tired July everyone
truly my LEAST favorite form of advertisement these days is the faux-tiktoker/influencer who is here to Sell Me Something. the “omg unbox my Pureology (TM) skincare haul!!!” “doing the #NespressoChallenge!!!” “you guys will not BELIEVE what i got from shein-“ like its scary. its WEIRD. not only do i have no idea who these perfectly manicured, babytalking people are they feel less like real people than even an actual advertiser does. stop trying to make me believe you are my friend. you are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal shape shift beneath the surface.