Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this
I'm giving it all she's got boss
Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice
no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you're doing on here
Item: Badge of the Chippy Hike; allows the wearer to proudly inform the world that they once walked to a nearby chip shop and ate some chips. It’s like those Pilgrim Badges that Medieval travelers would wear
good omens is fun to watch because david tennant brings to the table looking confusingly incredibly hot no matter what hes doing or wearing. meanwhile michael sheen brings to the table every emotion that has ever been experienced in the history of mankind
i like old doctor who, because the plot will be "the earth's core turns people into werewolves" and the doctor will be like "ah yes, it is because of the deep earth werewolf goo" and everyone is like "ohhhh"
indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine
Hello cursed eldrich children, I'm dad!
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blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that
moth update ! theyre threatening me
WELL, stop being so BIG and LOOKING AT THEM.
THREE M-THREE MORE D-THREE-THR-*passes out*
