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Vampire Dialogue
- "We're not little puppies. We're blood-thirsty vampires."
- "It's a bit cliché to work at a hospital, don't you think?"
- "A beach vacation sounds like pure torture."
- "I'm so pale, I'm basically see-through. Not the best look."
- "Okay." "Okay?! I tell you I’m a vampire and you say 'okay'?!" "As long as you don’t start sparkling when we hang out, I don’t see the problem."
- "I'm a fashion icon. I've been serving looks since 1736."
- "It would do you good to remember that I can kill you in the blink of an eye."
- "People seem to dislike the Bloody Mary I'm serving."
- "Oh please, I haven't looked healthy since 1859."
- "We went on a date once. Tasted horrible."
- "You want me to turn you? Nothing better to do in life than staying out of the sun all day?"
- "I don't mind people calling me a monster. I would call myself that in the mirror, if I could see my own face."
- "Oh, so you're a hunter? Have I told you I'm a bit of a masochist?"
- "Being stuck in a pubescent body for eternities is not my idea of a fun time."
- "In the name of Satan, what is wrong with you?" "So many things."
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"You can't paint a picture with only white paint," the villain mused, "The world needs darkness to contrast the light. You're nothing but a blank canvas without me,"
Person A: “One of these days, I’m going to kill you.”
Person B: “Well could you hurry up about it? You’ve been saying that for years! At this rate the anticipation will kill me before you do.”
"My eyes are up here,"
"Yeah, but your knife certainly isn't,"
Person A: “I think we’re being followed.”
Person B: “Again? Don’t these people have anything better to do?”
Person A: “Apparently not… Should we lose them? Or should we give them the run around?”
Person B: “Hm… Let’s go with the latter and toy with them for a bit, it’s not like we have anything else to do today. We might as well waste their time and have a bit of fun in the process.”
Person A: “Did…did you just eat one of the flowers?”
Person B: “Yep, this species of flower is actually completely edible, as are its roots! Want one?”
Person A: “Those are paper flowers.”
Person B: “…That does explain the weird aftertaste.”
Prompt #226
“What are you doing here?”
Hero shrugged. “Anxious restlessness. Figured I’d crash your place- give myself a distraction.”
“And what? You just assumed I’d be awake at the same time, doing God knows what?”
“Well, yeah. You’re a villain and you’ve only trauma dumped on me every time we’ve fought. I didn’t assume. I knew you would be awake.”
“Your powers are incredible. I’ve never seen anything quite like it.”
“Great. How do I get rid of them?”
Person A: “Why is that person glaring at you?”
Person B: “Oh, they accused me of being a creep for standing here for more than five minutes, and I may or may not have agreed and claimed I was here specifically to kidnap you. They didn’t know how to respond, so they’ve just been scowling at me from a distance ever since.”
Person A: “…Shall we make an overly dramatic exit?”
Person B: “Nothing would please me more.”