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@larry-ben-kenobi

Just sayin

Just sayin

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

a buncha shit

we should come up with additions with increasingly more specific animals for increasingly more specific situations

Chickenshit - cowardly

Catshit - Repetitive, planned, and on the verge of maliciously intended.

THAT is big dick energy

REBLOG FOR NOISES

Bruuuuuuv

the accuracy HURTS

so apparently feeling like something is going to go wrong is called “anxiety” and not “spider-sense”

I did the new Facebook challenge, now it's your turn

perfect

I had to blutac the scissors to my forehead

i couldn't find sunglasses

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

why am i allowed to draw

oh my fuckning

UNMUTE THIS

Needed this to cheer up–

please watch with sound on

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

that’s what

WHOMST

Good news guys

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together